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MineTimeMachine

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Potions Brewed:	165	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Crops Grown:	3712	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	17

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Potions Brewed:	164

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!