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ComedyCraft: The Worst Jokester

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Votes:	2564
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old jokes that make you groan instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate comedy club of the gaming world! Join us and experience the hilarity of building a giant statue of a chicken telling bad jokes, or participating in our weekly stand-up comedy open mic night where players roast each other with puns and dad jokes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary comedian Steve the Sheep, who once made a creeper laugh so hard it exploded into a million pieces. Rumor has it that if you can make Steve laugh, he’ll give you the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds in the game. So come on down and join us for a laugh riot like no other!

CraftyEuroLeaders Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Condemnation, controversy, CraftyEuroLeaders, criticism, elon musk, European leaders, forget, germany, History, Holocaust, international relations, Memory, Minecraft, OMINOUS, political statements, public opinion, push, Remembrance, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social media, world war II

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Votes:	8690	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

lol u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance, it’s like a rave in the barnyard. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles, they’re fancy af.

but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts throw epic parties every night, you can join in if you dare. and our nether realm is like a disco inferno, with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

so come on down to our server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

ElonCraft vs NorWealth – Friends in Blocks

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Love Letters Sent:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5412
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

So, like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Elon Musk and the CEO of the Norway wealth fund are like, besties? Yeah, man, they’re always building crazy stuff together and having epic battles against each other. It’s like a real-life superhero showdown, but in Minecraft!

You gotta join this server, dude, because you never know when you’ll stumble upon Elon and the CEO having a dance-off or something equally ridiculous. Plus, the server has this secret underground lair where they keep all their rare items and treasure. It’s like a real-life Minecraft heist waiting to happen!

And get this, sometimes they’ll randomly spawn in a giant pink unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. Yeah, man, it’s like a magical fairy tale come to life in Minecraft. So, if you wanna join in on the craziness and hang out with Elon Musk and the Norway wealth fund CEO, then this is the server for you, bro!

Dementia Risk Predictor Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	152	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where your mouth bacteria can predict your dementia risk!! 😂🤣🧠 our researchers found that if you have higher levels of bacteria called Neisseria and Haemophilus, you’ll be a minecraft pro!! 🎮🔥 forget about building houses, you’ll be building memory palaces in no time! 😜💯 who knew that your mouth germs could be the key to unlocking your full gaming potential?? join now and level up your cognitive skills while crafting and mining with your new bacterial buddies! 🏰💎 #MinecraftMadness #DementiaDreamTeam

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.5

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Looking for a server? Join this epic Minecraft server where you can build and explore with a twist! Forget about boring old games, here you can unleash your creativity and build your own world. Plus, you can even find hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. It’s like a talking sim game, but with a lot more action and adventure! So come join us and let’s have a blast together!

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Towns Built:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your family drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos that will make you forget all about your mom’s manipulative antics.

We don’t care about family drama here, we only care about building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our Godfather system is top-notch – no need to worry about offending your siblings or parents, just choose the person who will truly be there for your virtual baby (or pixelated pet)!

So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your family’s shenanigans.

SisterCraft: Child Abandonment Edition

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1299	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you want to jump right in.

Imagine a world where a mom is working hard to take care of her grandchild while her daughter gallivants off to Asia with her cheating husband. But wait, it gets even crazier – the husband blows all their savings on gambling and then has the audacity to cheat on his wife with a girl from the cruise they work on together. And to top it all off, the wife is considering leaving her child AGAIN to go back to the ship for a promotion!

Now, if that doesn’t convince you to join our server, I don’t know what will. Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will leave you questioning your own life choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

ForgetfulKindness – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, one time I was building a giant statue of a potato on the server and this dude came up to me and gave me a stack of diamonds just because he thought my potato was cool. I mean, who does that? It was like a potato miracle or something.

And then another time, I was lost in the wilderness and this other player rode up on a llama and was like, “Hop on, I’ll take you back to civilization.” And I was like, “What? Llamas can’t talk, bro.” But he was like, “Just trust me, I’m a llama whisperer.” And sure enough, that llama took me back to safety. It was like a llama taxi service, I swear.

So yeah, if you want crazy adventures, random acts of kindness, and llama whisperers, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. It’s lit, fam.

Brokencraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9315
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4132	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of not being able to afford fancy things like diamond armor and enchanted weapons in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground market where you can trade your dirt blocks for rare items!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King, who is said to lay golden eggs that can be used as currency in our server. But be warned, the Chicken King is guarded by an army of zombie pigs riding on giant spiders!

So if you want to experience the thrill of risking it all for riches beyond your wildest dreams, join our server now and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might even become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

SunburnedFusion Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own artificial sun that burns for over 1000 secs!! it’s like a fusion reactor but in minecraft!! imagine the crazy experiments you can do with that kind of power!! create your own mini suns and blow up your friends’ bases!! it’s a whole new level of chaos and destruction, but in a fun way!! plus, we have the best players who are always up for a challenge and a good laugh!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s see who can harness the power of the sun the best!!