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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5993 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
so like, u kno this server? it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. u gotta join cuz like, we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna see that? plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. just remember, if u mess up, just say “I’m sorry” and everything will be cool.
