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LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

BlockBingeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

GazaGriefGone

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so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2456
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	2497

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Meteorites Collected:	0
Potions Brewed:	105	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Crazy the hustler Minecraft Servers

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

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BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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BlockBingeCraft

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GazaGriefGone

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Based Based Based Minecraft Server

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Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

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BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6339	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Crops Grown:	9452
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3284	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4