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SnowyRubleRescue

Agreement, asset transfer, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, G7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, political decision, russia, sanctions, SnowyRubleRescue, Ukraine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Star Shards Collected:	85	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are giving away $50bn of frozen Russian assets to Ukraine!!! 😂😂😂

we got all the crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes you invincible, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

plus, our admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again! 🥔💎🐷🕶️ #potatopower

ScanCraft: Where Savings Stay with Us!

Automation, business model, cashiers, Consumer, convenience, cost saving, customer experience, customer service, efficiency, employment, Labor, Pricing, profit margins, Retail, retail industry, savings, ScanCraft, self-scanners, shopping, stay, Technology, technology adoption, wages

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	New Chunks Explored:	564924

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, did you know that the pigs can fly and the cows can do the cha-cha? yeah, man, it’s wild.

but that’s not even the best part. like, on this server, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. yeah, man, it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land up in here.

and get this, on this server, the creepers are actually friendly. like, they’ll come up to you and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a total mind trip, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta come check this one out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PolarizedCraft: Extreme Views & Extreme Actions

actions, ambivalence, Beliefs, compensation, discomfort, EXTREME, extreme actions, extreme beliefs, extreme support, extreme views, feelings, Insecurity, polarized views, PolarizedCraft, political violence, promote, study, Support, Views, Weak

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL DEBATE GONE WILD!

WE GOT AMBIVALENCE AND POLARIZED VIEWS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

FEELIN’ WEAK OR INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS? NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EXTREME ACTIONS THOUGH, THEY’LL HAVE YOU BUILDIN’ CASTLES AND FIGHTIN’ DRAGONS IN NO TIME!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHERE YOUR BELIEFS TAKE YOU! (PRO TIP: BRING SNACKS, YOU’LL NEED ‘EM)

BONUSGRIEF Minecraft server

Account.., banner, BONUSGRIEF, description, Fun, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Emeralds Found:	9972	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

The owner of the server “BONUSGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.217.53.188:25963

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!

Active, Allies, Allowed, Anarchy, betray, borders, Chaos, collide, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping, Good, Hacks, map size, Nether, ONLINE, plait, Players, pureness, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, SIL, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, tb, Vanilla, Video, vous

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Simply Vanilla Server Overview:

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.

2. What are the server’s features?

Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.

3. How long has the server been online?

Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.

4. How do I escape spawn on the server?

For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

below, Clingy, CraftyCreeperz, DESPERATE, Fit in, Help, hygiene, LEVEL, metrics, Minecraft, Norman, Server, socially inept, UNCOMFORTABLE, woman naked

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, derogatory language, discrimination, Followers, Hate Speech, Homophobia, internet safety, LGBTQ, lists, make private, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, online safety, privacy, privacy settings, Private, PrivateFollowers, respectful communication, Server, social media

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	30	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

10th, Allowance, baby, Baecation, Birth, Birthday, Blood, Boyfriend, Chores, Christian, family, Father, hang out, last child, mom, mommas, parents, puke, School, Siblings, train rides, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, weekend

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

ShookCraft: History Bytes

astonishing history, Bytes, eye-opening history, fascinating history, hidden history, historical curiosities, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, Historical Secrets, History, history trivia, intriguing history, jaw-dropping history, little known history, mind-blowing history, obscure history, overlooked history, Shocking History, ShookCraft, surprising facts, surprising revelations, Unbelievable History, untold history

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making!

SanctionCraft USA

Congress, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, embargo, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, new, package, Political, restrictions, SanctionCraft, sanctions, sanctions list, sanctions program, Trade, Treasury Department, united states, Usa, White House

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Secret Passages Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, look no further cuz our server is lit like a creeper on fire! we got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only rule is to have fun! we’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and epic builds that will make you say “holy sheep!”

plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ender dragon itself!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it!