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PublicBizarreMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar occurrence, Public, PublicBizarreMinecraftSMP, Shocking.., strange, surreal, Uncanny, uncommon, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down on this Minecraft SMP server! Like one time, I saw a player riding a pig while wearing a chicken suit and juggling diamonds. It was absolute chaos, but in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT. It’s like a work of art, but also a ticking time bomb. If you’re not on this server, you’re seriously missing out on all the wacky adventures and ridiculous moments. So come join us and be a part of the madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

BedroomBizarreCraft

Abnormal, BEDROOM, BedroomBizarreCraft, BIZARRE, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, freakish, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, Uncanny, uncommon, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the things you’ve seen in someone’s bedroom? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of players who have seen it all, from beds floating in mid-air to secret rooms filled with nothing but cake. So if you’re ready to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun

abortion, baby, birth control, boom, Contraception, contraception effectiveness, Family Planning, fertility awareness, Fun, healthcare access, menstrual cycle, natural methods, non-medical alternatives, OVULATION, PIXEL, reproductive choices, reproductive health, reproductive rights, sexual health, UK healthcare, unintended pregnancies, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps!

But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.

WonderWelt

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft server Survival Creative Jump’n’Run BedWars SkyBlock Economy BTC Adventure Multiplayer Minigames PvP Roleplay Mods Building Exploration Community Quests Villagers Redstone, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	925574
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

WonderWelt [1.8 – 1.21+] is a dynamic Minecraft network packed with exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, Jump’n’Run, BedWars, and SkyBlock. Play your way and earn BTC in our unique economy, where every minute online rewards you with in-game money to trade and grow your adventure.

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SoftSlayer

application, books, chill environment, Community, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, History, library, market, Parkour, pvp arena, Resource World, rules, Shops, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Whitelist, Writing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

About Us	Features	Rules
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.	Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! Death Valley: Custom PvP arena with stronger mobs and loot chests Library full of books written by players since 2012 Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and more!	We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where players can relax and be themselves.

FAQ

How long has SoftSlayer been around?

SoftSlayer has been around for over 13 years, established in June 2011.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is softslayer.com

How many players are usually online?

The average number of players online ranges from 15 to 35.

Are there any map resets?

No, the map has been live since June 2023 with no resets.

Are there any P2W perks?

No, there are no P2W perks on SoftSlayer.

What are the rules on SoftSlayer?

The main rules are no griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others.

How can I join SoftSlayer?

You can join SoftSlayer by applying in our Discord. The application process is simple and helps us gauge if you would be a good fit for the community.

Whispering Woods 1.21

#english speaking, asmr, ASMR content, ASMR farm, asmr triggers, discussion, English, live streams, mixed JP/EN, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, soothing sounds, Thread, tingles, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7914	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	157

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of ASMR tingles and English-speaking Vtubers!

Experience the soothing sounds of block placing and mob slaying while listening to Vtubers whisper sweet nothings in your ear.

Get lost in the virtual world of relaxation and entertainment as you build, explore, and chill with fellow players who share your love for ASMR content.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to immerse yourself in this unique Minecraft server that will tickle your senses and leave you wanting more.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the ultimate combination of gaming and ASMR!

RedstoneFlow Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, hygiene, Intimacy, menstrual care, menstrual cup, menstrual cup boiling, menstrual cup cleaning, menstrual cup maintenance, menstrual cup sterilization, menstrual cup storage, menstrual cycle, menstrual health, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, Minecraft, personal care, RedstoneFlow, relationship, sanitation, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of drama – menstrual cup drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of players fighting over who gets to use the designated pot to boil their menstrual cups in. Will there be alliances formed? Betrayals? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual menstrual cup cleaning like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and wacky? Join now and be a part of the madness!

BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL

Accountability, attention to detail, Boss, BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL, Career Change, Communication, coworker dynamics, department manager, disconnect, fulfillment, home life, Job, job responsibilities, Observation, online orders, Performance, Retail, supervisors, vacation, work, work-life balance

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama just like this player escaped noticing their boss was gone for two weeks! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and hilarious misunderstandings.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Our bosses are so chill, you might not even realize they’re there! 2. Build your dream world without worrying about real-life responsibilities. 3. Get lost in the game and forget about your real job, just like this player did. 4. No need to worry about disconnecting from reality, because in our server, anything goes!

So come join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even forget your boss’s name too!

RedditUserMC SMP

Brainstorming, come up, creativity, how, inspiration, internet, online identity, original, personal branding, reddit, reddit community, RedditUserMC, smp, social media, Unique, username, username creation, username generator, username ideas, username suggestions, username tips

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	67	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who gives out quests for rare loot, like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, we have a whole village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for the most random stuff, like a stack of dirt for a shiny new helmet. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon race, where the winner gets a pet dragon egg to hatch and ride into battle. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bedrock Banter

banter, bedrock, blocky

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, players have reported hearing the most hilarious and outrageous things during sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure while you’re at it! So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!