| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1452 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1600 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all – we’ve got Russia blocking media outlets left and right, migrants flooding into Moscow faster than you can say “redstone,” and NATO appointing a Dutch Prime Minister as its next secretary-general because why not?
And if you’re into crazy stories, how about 90 Ukrainian POWs being freed from Russian captivity or Ukraine downing almost 90% of the drones launched by Russia? It’s like a real-life Minecraft battle royale, but with more political intrigue and less diamond swords.
So join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead? 🤪🔥 #JoinTheChaos #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5779 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
But fear not, for there is more to this server than just destruction. Dive into our custom-built mini-games, where you can challenge your friends to epic battles of parkour, spleef, and even a game of “Hot Potato” with actual TNT blocks. Just make sure you have a good pair of running shoes handy!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into our custom dungeons filled with deadly traps, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few surprise encounters with the legendary Ender Dragon. Can you survive the challenges and emerge victorious?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious adventure or a catastrophic disaster. Just remember to watch out for the destroyer… she’s always looking for her next target.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 263 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 466759 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Imagine logging on to our server and finding out that your stepbrother has been secretly bullying you the whole time – talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we have therapy sessions available for all players to work through their family issues.
Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate family drama in Minecraft – who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, we promise that no one will be kicked out permanently, even if they do deserve it for their actions. So come on in, grab some popcorn, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our server!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5107 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Emeralds Found: | 2499 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 722 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6034 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 130 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there was a legendary Minecraft server where the creepers danced like nobody was watching and the diamonds grew on trees (literally). The players were all skilled warriors, building magnificent castles and battling fierce dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.
But that’s not all, my friend. On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame wild wolves to be your loyal companions, and even trade with villagers who have a strange obsession with emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9248 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! Our community is more lit than a flaming car wreck, so come on and join the chaos! Who needs Seoul when you can have all the excitement right here in our Minecraft world?
Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s make some memories together! Just watch out for creepers, they’re more dangerous than reckless drivers in Seoul!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1621 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 169 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 654 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1798 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6966 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Server Name: | ZephCraft |
| Type: | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
| Location: | Canada |
| Website: | play.zephcraft.com |
| Host: | RedZephon |
A: Friends and family of RedZephon are invited, but anyone is welcome to join as long as they follow the server’s rules.
A: The server may be quiet at times, but there are usually a few players online. You can join the discord to schedule meetups with other players.
A: Since the server is self-hosted, there is no need to worry about it shutting down randomly or bills going unpaid. The server plans to stay up perpetually.
A: The only rule is to not be a jerk, which includes not griefing, harassing, or being disrespectful to other players.
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9300 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
To join, you have to go through a top secret initiation process. Set your profile to public, open your friends list, go to the crew page and request to join, and then drop your name here like a true patriot.
But that’s not all, we have a New Players Guide to help you navigate through our server, an Import/Export Guide to show you how to smuggle in those rare items, and regularly updated Vehicle Testing to make sure your ride is top notch.
And if that’s not enough, we have all the vehicle information you could ever need, an interactive map to help you navigate through our server, and even a chance to have your picture featured on the cover! Just follow the theme, post a picture, and ask to be added.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our GTAG Patriot Edition Minecraft server and let’s show the world what true patriotism looks like!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6179 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1327 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all – we have a lore so epic it puts the Ender Dragon to shame. Dive into the mystical world of Minecraft with our insane stories that will have you questioning reality.
Oh, and did we mention our bug tracker is actually a portal to another dimension where you can report glitches to the Minecraft gods themselves? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.
So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the build height limit, but who’s counting?).
