| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7827 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1996 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 497 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2864 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Potions Brewed: | 192 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Imagine a world where you can escape from your demanding wife and her never-ending work schedule. On our server, you can build your dream house, explore new lands, and even attend virtual weddings abroad without any interference!
Need a break from chauffeuring the kids around and dealing with a wife who can’t handle the kids alone? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs real-life vacations when you can embark on epic quests and conquer virtual realms?
Join now and experience the thrill of taking control of your own destiny, without any pesky real-life responsibilities getting in the way. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live your best virtual life, away from the chaos of everyday drama. See you in the game!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4378 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics, just like the time our player’s cousin tried to kick out a poor kitten in the middle of a storm. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all animals, virtual or not.
With family drama and intense emotions running high, this server is the place to be for non-stop entertainment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Just remember, no kittens allowed outside, even in Minecraft!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3134 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5547 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 500 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Emeralds Found: | 2184 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Ores Mined: | 2892 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4134 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9101 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Join us for epic dance battles with creepers, where the winner gets a diamond disco ball to hang in their virtual crib. And don’t even get us started on our llama rodeo events – yeehaw!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the good times ROLL!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 4710 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 321 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4406 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2435 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5245 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t expect you to spend $300 on a vanity mirror for anyone – not even your sister! Our community is all about having fun, building epic creations, and battling mobs together. Plus, our virtual gifts are way cooler and won’t break the bank.
So, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your sister about expensive gifts. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6338 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.
But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9077 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Votes: | 7011 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5152 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.
So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!
