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CraftyCreeperCafe

alcohol budget, arms race, artisan sourdough, coffee beans, Communication Issues, CraftyCreeperCafe, disagreement, expensive drinks, financial differences, food budget, grocery costs, Manipulation, mealprep, pettiness, receipts, relationship conflict, Rent, sparking waters, specialty foods, splitting expenses, Threats

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

CraftyCare: US HealthQuest

access to healthcare, affordable care act, CraftyCare, Government, healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare economics, healthcare inequality, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, HealthQuest, insurance, opinion, Politics, public health, resistance, socialized medicine, united states, universal healthcare

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Potions Brewed:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to get blown up by a creeper before you can even enjoy them? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has universal healthcare for all players! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot because we’ve got you covered with free healing potions and enchanted golden apples for everyone.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.

So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.

GazaGriefGone

gaza, gaza conflict, Gaza military operation, Gaza operation, GazaGriefGone, Hostage, hostage recovery, hostage situation, idf, IDF mission, IDF operation, IDF recovers body, Israeli defense forces, Maya Goren, Maya Goren body, Maya Goren hostage, Middle East conflict, military operation, military rescue, recovers body

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Magic Items Found:	5860
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1428	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got the craziest adventures like rescuing hostages in gaza!!! u can be a hero just like the idf and save the day!!! build ur own base and defend it from evil mobs just like the idf defends israel!!! come join the fun and be a part of the action!!!

SchooledInFunMC

appreciation, bittersweet, Childhood, education, Exams, Experience, Friends, Fun, growing up, homework, learning, life lessons, Memories, Milestones, Nostalgia, realization, Routine, School, SchooledInFunMC, teachers, time flies

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Votes:	1235	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz dis place is LIT AF. like, imagine if school was actually FUN and u didn’t wanna skip a single day. dat’s what dis server is like, but BETTER.

we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.

so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?

BingeCraft: Stroke Edition

BingeCraft, Edition, Stroke

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW STUDY DAT SHOWS IF U DRINK LOTS U GET A STROKE BUT DONT WORRY U CAN STILL PLAY MINECRAFT AND HAVE FUN WITH US. WE GOT LOTS OF COOL STUFF LIKE DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS AND STUFF. JOIN US AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE STROKE OF LUCK LOL.

PickleMC

Economy, Minecraft Gaming Survival Multiplayer Custom Items Armours Quests Economy Community Server Experience Discord Adventure Exploration Building Redstone PvP Creative Mods Minigames Resources, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

PickleMc is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released our Survival Multiplayer which has an awesome new twist on Minecraft. This includes Custom Items, Armours, Quests and an economy!

PickleMc has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.picklemc.com

play.picklemc.com

Ghino Community

Adventure, bugs, Community, Crates, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Ghino Community, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, Kits, Leaderboards, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, opstartet, Server, Skyblock, Staff

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2630	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	7217
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ores Mined:	1811
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Items Found:	1234
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Hello this is a new opstartet server give it a join and see if it is something for you any bugs og glitches talk to a staff member and it will be fixed fast as posibble Factions And Skyblock Are the currently server online! Crates leaderboards Kits We trying the best we can to make the server better!

194.182.23.38:25623

PolyCraft: Where Polyphemus crafts pixels and Heracles builds houses while avoiding dangerous square brackets in 1.21!

application, Avoiding, Brackets, Builds, Community, Crafts, Dangerous, data pack, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Food, Graves, Greylist, Heracles, Houses, Invisibility, Item Frames, Mature, pixels, Polycraft, POLYPHEMUS, previews, recipes, server ip, smp, Square, Survival, Treefeller, Vanilla, Waystone

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Poly-Craft Server Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted	Yes
Mature	Yes
Map Started	6/26/2024

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invisible Item Frames
Structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/Shulker previews
Treefeller
Graves

Joining

Apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: https://discord.gg/QVJkSc6R9W

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you will need to apply and get greylisted. Fill out the application form provided on the server website.

What are the server features?

The server offers various enhancements such as Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invisible Item Frames, Structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, Chest/Shulker previews, Treefeller, and Graves.

Is the server for mature players only?

Yes, the server is aimed at mature players who are looking for a friendly and active community to be a part of.

Can I chat with other players via Discord?

Yes, it is recommended to join the server’s Discord for better communication with other players.

Rat’s Nest Minecraft Server

Analysis, animal, critter, cute, domesticated, Furry, Honest, Minecraft, NEST, Observation, opinion, Pest, pet, rat, Rats, review, rodent, Server, Small, Tail, Thoughts, Whiskers, Wild

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchantments Applied:	69	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocky landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where rats are the rulers and you must prove your worth by taming and training them to do your bidding. That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, on our server, it’s all about building an army of rats to conquer the land!

But be warned, these rats are not your average Minecraft rodents. They have special abilities like flying, shooting lasers from their eyes, and even turning into giant rat monsters! So, if you think you have what it takes to become the ultimate rat king, then join our server and show us what you’re made of!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the rat revolution begin!

NorseBrews SMP – Europe’s Finest Beer

ALE, award winning, Beer, best beer, Beverage, Brewery, craft beer, DELICIOUS, drink, Europe, Europes, Finest, Flavorful, high quality, lager, Nordic, NorseBrews, norway, norwegian, Premium, Scandinavian, smp, top pick, top rated, Unique

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	270
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic beer in all of Europe! And get this, it’s Norwegian! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our beer was crafted by a group of Viking warriors who stumbled upon a magical brewery hidden deep in the mountains of Norway. These warriors were known for their epic battles and even more epic parties, and they knew they needed a brew that could match their legendary status. So, they spent years perfecting the recipe, using only the finest ingredients and the tears of their enemies to give it that extra kick.

Now, this beer has become a symbol of our server, a testament to our commitment to having a good time and living life to the fullest. So, if you want to join a community that knows how to have a good time, come on over and raise a glass with us. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, crazy parties, and maybe even a few Viking raids along the way. Skål!