The Grog Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CompliMentor SMP

Admiration, appealing, Captivating, charming, Compliment, complimentary, CompliMentor, Creative, delightful, encouraging, Engaging, flattering, flattery, INTERESTING, Intriguing, original, positive feedback, praise, smp, thoughtful, Unique, Uplifting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	898305	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Emeralds Found:	3490	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	5039	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event where players compete in explosive challenges such as “Spleefing with TNT” and “Blowing up the Admin’s House”.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

EarGasmTunes

audio pleasure, auditory delight, blissful tunes, eargasm, EarGasmTunes, euphoric melodies, favorite song, feel-good music, harmonious tunes, melodic vibes, Music, music appreciation, music lovers, music therapy, musical bliss, musical ecstasy, musical euphoria, relaxing tunes, soothing sounds, soulful melodies

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2314	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Farms Harvested:	615	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your ears off? Well, look no further because our server will give you the ultimate eargasm with our custom soundtrack featuring only the most epic tunes that will make your blocky world come alive! Join us and experience a musical journey like no other as you mine, build, and battle to the beat of your favorite songs. Who needs Spotify when you have our server? Join now and let the music take you to new heights in Minecraft!

CraftyCrashF16Fun

(PILOT), accident, air force commander, aircraft, Aviation, consequences, CraftyCrashF16Fun, crash, Defense, dismissal, f-16, Fatal, Fires, investigation, leadership, Military, national security, president, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/300	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/800	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6636	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Chimeras Created:	2

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7510

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

Preferred name:
Minecraft name:
Discord name:
Age:
Country & Timezone:
Reason for joining CampCraft:
How active will you be?
Other hobbies/games:

Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/400	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Runes Activated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/800	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

EstateSplit Minecraft Server

access to funds, Communication Issues, estate distribution, estate money, Estate Planning, EstateSplit, family trust, financial dispute, financial responsibility, Financial Security, financial transparency, future planning, Inheritance, legal rights, Minecraft, money management, personal bank account, Server, sibling relationships, Siblings, tax concerns, trust issues, Will

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family feuds over money? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister hoarding your inheritance money until 2025. Instead, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. Plus, if something happens to your in-game character, you can always respawn and try again!

So why wait for your real-life inheritance when you can start amassing wealth and power in our Minecraft world today? Join us and leave all your family drama behind!

BoyfriendBluesMC

boyfriend expectations, boyfriend troubles, BoyfriendBluesMC, communication problems, emotional stress, feeling frustrated, feeling guilty, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling pressured, ignoring calls, long-distance relationship, not answering calls, phone etiquette, relationship challenges, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, school stress, Time management

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/400	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where communication is key – just like in this long distance relationship drama! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to connect with someone who always seems to be one step ahead of you. Will you be able to answer the call in time, or will you be left feeling like you’re the problem? Only one way to find out – join our server now!