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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6917 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
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