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Albanian Americans Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magic Items Found:	5130
Zombie Dances:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where Albanian-Americans are just a myth? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a thriving community of Albanian-Americans building epic structures and trading virtual baklava. Join us for a chance to experience the rich culture and heritage of Albanian-Americans, right in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knew pixels could be so patriotic?

The King of Games Minecraft SMP

Competitive Gaming, game tournaments, games, Gaming, gaming championships, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming innovations, Gaming Legends, gaming nostalgia, gaming technology, gaming trends, King, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, retro gaming, smp, strategy games, The King of Games, video games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to “The King of Games” SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be the ultimate Minecraft champion! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Our server is ruled by a wise and majestic llama named Sir Fluffington, who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Legend has it that he can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, making him the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraftia.

But don’t worry, Sir Fluffington is a fair and just leader who welcomes all players with open hooves. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, you’ll find a place to call home on our server. Just be prepared to face off against the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of poultry rebels who are hell-bent on causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

So come join “The King of Games” SMP and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft master. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “King of Games” and bask in the glory of llama royalty for all eternity!

Mogu Ghost Minecraft Server

Content Creator, Entertainment, female streamer, follow, Gaming, gaming content, ghost, Interactive, Live streaming, Minecraft, Mogu, MoguGhost, Online Community, online gaming, Server, Support, Twitch channel, Twitch Community, Twitch Gaming, twitch live stream, Twitch Stream, twitch streamer, video games, VividlyVivi

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by none other than VividlyVivi, the most electrifying Minecraft streamer in the universe. Follow her on Twitch for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet llama named Larry who spits fireballs at your enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get wacky!

All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your moral compass? Look no further! Join our server where we take baby murder very seriously. Trust us, you do not want to experience the neverending inferno of hell for your crimes against the unborn. Those innocent fetuses will be chilling in heaven while you’ll be sweating it out in the other place. So if you think murdering babies is cool, think again before joining our server. There are no babies where you’re going, that’s for sure!

Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

authentic connections, Bonding, bros, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, emotional intimacy, female empowerment, female friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Hoes, male-female friendships, Minecraft, mutual respect, non-romantic relationships, platonic relationships, Server, social norms, support system, Understanding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	94270	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women act like your male friends and the pigs can fly! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to team up with a female player who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight your buddies? Look no further, because on our server, our female players are just as tough and competitive as the guys.

But that’s not all – we’ve got pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to magical flying pigs that will take you on epic adventures through the skies.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where women kick butt and pigs soar through the clouds? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

“Why Did They Do It?” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Join us on this server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world, the villagers have a thriving underground dance club, and the creepers are trained in stand-up comedy (watch out, they’re explosive!).

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only if you can decipher their llama language and gain their trust.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Real Bros Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic elections where you can campaign to become the ruler of the server. But beware, the state propaganda lackeys are out to get you, just like poor Kamala. Will you rise to power or fall victim to their schemes? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of LOLs!

Minecraft SMP: VShojo+ Shenanigans

froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Late Night General, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Mouse discussion, Shenanigans, smp, vshojo, VShojo vtubers, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Welcome to Late Night General Geega Part 52! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who are as chaotic as they come.

Why should you join? Well, our server is filled with Froot who will make you question reality, GEEGA who will lead you on epic quests, Haruka who will serenade you with her angelic voice, and Henya who will blow your mind with his genius. Hime will keep you on your toes, Kson will make you laugh until you cry, Kuro will protect you from any creepers, and Mata will guide you through the wilderness. Mel will bring the party, Michi will keep you entertained, Mouse will keep you on your toes, and Zen will bring balance to the chaos.

But that’s not all! We have secret channels dedicated to Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even discussions about former members. Plus, our server is so wild that it has its own dedicated channels for extended discussions.

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Aporia, Balmung, BMI femlala, cerberus, Chaos, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU, fall guys, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser meet TBAPrevious, Garo, Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Kiba, Labyrinthos, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, NA, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sneaky Hollow, Solution Nine, The Crow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Wolf’s Den Pier, xivg

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Farms Harvested:	252
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses just for fun? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in wacky events like Femlala Friday Tea Party or Saturday Morning Cartoons. And don’t even get me started on our Halloween Musicals and Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a spooktacular time!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	49
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!