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Country Clubs [Vanilla] [Peaceful] No Towny, Only Tee Times! 1.20+ Swing by Discord!

building, Casual, claiming system, clubs, Country, Diplomacy, Discord, discord server, Factions, Interaction, join us, Limited Map, minecraft server, multiplayer, Peaceful, player, PvP, smp, Survival, SWING, Systems, Targeted, tee, Times, Towny, Trade, Vanilla, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	227551
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Server Name	Nation-States
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.20
Map Size	4k by 4k
Claiming System	Towny

Overview:

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

Come join us in Nation-States: Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the map size of Nation-States?	The map is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does the server use?	Nation-States uses the Towny claiming system.
Is PvP encouraged on Nation-States?	While the server is targeted towards casual players, there are systems in place for PvP for those who are interested.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, coding, computer science, Deadlock, deadlock detection, deadlock fix, deadlock handling, deadlock prevention, deadlock resolution, deadlock solution, debugging, IT problem, key, Minecraft, programming, Server, software bug, Software Development, software error, software issue, software troubleshooting, technical support, Troubleshooting

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4432
Star Shards Collected:	211	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that can mine through bedrock like butter.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck at the infamous “Deadlock Key Challenge” where players must navigate through a maze filled with traps and puzzles to find the elusive key that unlocks untold riches and glory.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

202418254, 4plebs, Archive, Bitchtank, bitchy, Cell, Clips, free, FTL, kick, News, Official, Restream, Season 2 episodes, Show Archives, smp, socials, Stream Links, TANK, Taylor’s POV, the cell, Trash, TV

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	108	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

VeggieVandal Minecraft Server

backyard gardening, gardening etiquette, Home Depot, LANDSCAPING, landscaping responsibilities, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly conflict, neighborly relations, organic tomatoes, peacekeeping efforts, plant maintenance, plant ownership, plant removal, property boundaries, property line, property ownership, Server, tomato plants, vegetable garden, vegetable patch, VeggieVandal

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ores Mined:	9211	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of unexpected gardening drama just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual tomato garden, but beware of your neighbors’ sneaky vines creeping onto your property. Will you be the one to rip out their plants and face the consequences, or will you be the generous neighbor who replaces them with Home Depot’s finest? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a hilarious story. So come on in and let the landscaping shenanigans begin!

FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6345
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

awful haircut, bad haircut, cringe-worthy haircut, embarrassing haircut, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, hair disaster, hair trends, haircut fails, hairstyle, long tail haircut trends, male grooming, Men’s Style, mens hair, Minecraft, regrettable haircut, smp, style mistake, ugly haircut, UglyHaircutGang, unattractive haircut, worst haircut

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Ores Mined:	7074	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1350

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
New Chunks Explored:	792905	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!