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BidenCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Better Ideas! Minecraft Server

BIAS, Biden supporters, BidenCraft, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, debate, democratic party, discrimination, election, ideas, ignorance, intelligence, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, partisanship, Politics, president, retarded, Server, trump, Voting

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Biden supporters and their questionable decision-making skills? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only questionable decisions you’ll make involve building a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the chaos of the real world, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a hardcore Trump supporter, so you’ll never have to worry about any political drama ruining your gaming experience. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and plenty of laughs!

SonHateCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, emotional connection, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, father-son relationship, fatherhood challenges, fatherhood struggles, feeling like a bad parent, feeling obligated, joint custody, lack of bond, Minecraft, parental expectations, parental guilt, Parental Pressure, Server, SonHateCraft, struggling with emotions, struggling with love, therapy for parents, unplanned child

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1205	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of feeling emotionally detached from your child like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build a bond with your virtual blocky child that will never fade!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can create memories with your Minecraft offspring, who will never ask if you love them because they already know you do (because you built them from scratch)!

No need to feel guilty about your lack of emotional connection in real life when you can have a fulfilling and loving relationship with your Minecraft child on our server. So come on, join us and experience the joy of parenting in the most pixelated and heartwarming way possible!

HangryCraft: NoFoodForYou

car rules, communication barriers, counseling, counseling advice, eating out, errands, family dynamics, fast food, HangryCraft, Household, Hunger, INDEPENDENCE, low risk, McDonalds, MONEY, NoFoodForYou, ordering food, parenting, rules, script practice, social anxiety, Wendys

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Potions Brewed:	93
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of challenges and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s daughter, you’ll have to face your fears and step out of your comfort zone. In our server, you’ll have to order your own virtual food at our in-game restaurants. No hand-holding here, you gotta do it on your own!

But don’t worry, we won’t let you starve for days (just a few in-game hours). Our counselors (aka moderators) are here to guide you through the process and help you conquer your social anxiety, one virtual burger at a time.

So come join us on this epic journey of personal growth and fast food ordering. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as you can talk to them in the chat)!

Zelenskiy’s Epic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, Drags On, Epic, FEARLESS, global affairs, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, New Trump Presidency, Not Afraid, peace talks, Politics, president, resilience, russia, Server, Ukraine, united states, War, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

so like, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft with a president? well guess what, on our server u can play with zelenskiy himself! he’s like, not afraid of anything, not even a new trump presidency. he’s out here fighting wars and building houses at the same time. join our server for a wild time with zelenskiy and his epic minecraft skills. who needs politics when u have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? come join the fun!

NordicNulledActivist

activism, asylum seeker, civil rights, discrimination, Exile, freedom fighter, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, ID annulled, identity crisis, immigration, injustice, international law, legal battle, NordicNulledActivist, norway, political persecution, protest, refugee, Russian activist, social justice

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4989	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

So, like, picture this: a Russian activist living in Norway, right? She’s just minding her own business, fighting for justice and stuff, when BAM! Her ID gets annulled out of nowhere. Like, what even is that? So now she’s all confused and has to start over, but she’s not gonna let that stop her. She decides to join this epic Minecraft server to escape the drama and build a new life for herself. And guess what? This server is so lit, it’s like a whole new world for her. She can mine for diamonds, build a castle, and even make friends with talking pigs. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and stuff. So if you’re feeling lost and need a fresh start, come join us on this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your inner Russian activist too. Just watch out for those annulled IDs, man. They’re sneaky little buggers.

NanoWastedCraft

alcohol, cost effective, Differences, Drugs, dwarf community, dwarf individuals, dwarfism, financial responsibility, health, Lifestyle, Moderation, money saving, nanism, NanoWastedCraft, self-control, small stature, Sobriety, societal norms, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Unique

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got tiny peeps who save mad cash on booze and drugs! Why waste money on gettin’ wasted when u can join us and build epic tiny houses and ride tiny horses?! Plus, our mini players are like little warriors, takin’ on giant mobs with their tiny swords and armor. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, fam! Join now and be part of the tiny revolution!

BrainCraftCureless

brain cancer, BrainCraftCureless, Breakthrough, children, Diagnosis, Future, Healthcare, Hope, immune therapy, incurable, Innovative, Kids, Medical, oncology, pediatric cancer, prognosis, Promise, research, Survival, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	4431
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning into a block of cheese whenever you want. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is actually a time-traveling unicorn who can grant you wishes? yeah, true story. i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against giant spiders every day.

so, like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on all the wackiness and epicness. come join us and let’s make some magical memories together. unicorns and cheese blocks await you!

BlueberrySMP – Join the misadventures of Hermitcraft wannabes, no creepers allowed!

Allowed, application, BlueberrySMP, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, gameplay, Guidelines, hermitcraft, Immersion, Immersive, java, Join, Misadventures, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, Projects, rules, Season, smp, Solarion, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Wannabes, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

About Us:

We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Azure, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!

Our Ideas:

Plugin	Description
Drop Heads	Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
SinglePlayerSleep	Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
DiscordSRV	Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!
Coreprotect	Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
Simple VoiceChat	Allows players to speak in close proximity in-game with each other.
Axgraves	Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death.

Community:

At Azure SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

Commitment to The Vanilla Experience:

Azure SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

Application Process:

Joining the Azure SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows:

Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.
Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.
In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

Discord Invite Link

TossCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, New toss He just doesn’t miss Basketball Sports Accuracy Skill Athlete Precision Talent Game Competition Training Practice Shooting Hoops Court Team Victory Success Perfectionism, Server, TossCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6963	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Votes:	9994	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	197	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every player is a pro at tossing items! Our players have such insane accuracy that they can throw a diamond across the map and have it land right in your inventory. It’s like they have a built-in aimbot for tossing!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary player known as “The TossMaster.” Rumor has it that he once threw a stack of TNT into a creeper’s mouth from 100 blocks away and blew up an entire village in one shot. He just doesn’t miss!

Join us if you want to test your tossing skills against the best of the best. Who knows, you might even become the next tossHe just doesn’t miss champion! Just be prepared for some epic battles and crazy tosses that will leave you in awe. See you on the server, and remember: don’t blink or you might miss the toss of a lifetime!

Cultural Emoji Minecraft Server

Body language, Communication, cross-cultural communication, Cultural, Cultural awareness, cultural context, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, culture, emoji, emotions, facial communication, facial cues, facial expression, facial expressions in different cultures, facial gestures, facial reactions, facial recognition, Interpretation, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, Server, social cues

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs while juggling TNT, or compete in epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing villagers who throw the most epic block parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!