The God Delusion Minecraft Servers

The God Delusion

  • Nun-Stop God Delusion Craft

    Nun-Stop God Delusion Craft

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    Welcome to The Nun’s Discontent: A Confounding Minecraft Odyssey

    Ever wonder what would happen if the divine chaos of the universe collided with the blocky streets of Minecraft? Welcome to The Nun’s Discontent, where peaceful bus stops turn into philosophical pummels and every player is an unwitting participant in an absurdist social experiment!

    Strap in, reality is about to shatter like glass in a creeper explosion…

    The Essence of the Server

    Here, existence is a construct, and only those who dare to question the very fabric of their blocky existence can hope to thrive. This server was inspired by a simple encounter with a nun—a mysterious figure whose seemingly mundane dialogue spirals into a descent into biblical madness. Are you ready to untangle theological debates while gathering resources? Will you embrace the whimsical turmoil of chaotic reinterpretations of the sacred and profane?

    Features / Mechanics

    Feature Description
    Bookish Bedlam Suggest books to fellow players, but beware—you may invoke divine wrath!
    Philosophical PvP Engage in philosophical duels to determine the "best" book of all time.
    Creepers of Controversy Encounter explosive creatures representing dissenting opinions in literature!
    Bishop’s Bunker A secret hideout where the wisdom of the ages collides with the absurd.
    The God Delusion Quest A never-ending misadventure to find the book that changes everything.

    Testimonials from the Truly Unhinged

      • “I didn’t expect to spend my Saturday arguing about the merits of The God Delusion with a player dressed as a funky nun. 5/5 will definitely craft a cross again!” – *Anonymous**
      • “I regret everything. Why am I here? Do nuns always throw books at you?!” – ConfusedPlayer99

    Secrets of the Server

    What lies beyond the pixelated horizon? Legends suggest that in the depths of the Nether, a library exists where the books read you. They whisper secrets about the universe and you can only hear them if you’ve been judged by a dalmatian-clad priest!

    Conspiracy Corner

    This server is said to have been banned in 12 countries due to unfathomable theological discussions spilling over into the real world! Some say that players have logged out only to find nuns following them from bus stops to gaming consoles. Are you brave enough to join us?

    FAQ (That Answers Nothing)

    Q: Can I join your cult? A: Only if you can pronounce “The God Delusion” backward on a Tuesday.

    Q: Is it true the server has a secret ending? A: Isn’t it secret? Or is the ending the beginning? Twisted indeed!

    Q: What if I really dislike nuns? A: This server is 90% powered by nuns’ feelings. Good luck!

    An Invitation to Total Confusion

    Join us, but understand this: every click is a step into a greater mystery. You must decide fast, lest you be left behind to ponder reality with nothing but a pixelated bible and a lone wolf in diamond armor, desiring answers that don’t exist.

    Welcome to The Nun’s Discontent. The chaos is waiting. Will you answer the call or will the universe mold you into a confused statue?

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  • Minecraft SMP: Black Incels Unite!

    Minecraft SMP: Black Incels Unite!

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so popular, Hollywood has taken notice and is already planning a blockbuster movie about us. That’s right, you could be a Minecraft star!

    But that’s not all, we’ve also been contacted by aliens from planet Romulus who want to join our server and build epic space-themed creations with us. Who knew aliens were such talented builders?

    And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also formed an alliance with the legendary group known as the Black Incels. They’re rising up in our server, ready to dominate the competition with their unbeatable skills and strategies. Join us and be a part of this epic journey to greatness!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest, most exciting community out there. Let’s build, battle, and conquer together!

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  • CousinLiesMC Server

    CousinLiesMC Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a cousin accusing someone of being pregnant with another man’s child.

    Experience the thrill of uncovering secrets and confronting your loved ones in a virtual world where anything is possible. Will you choose to disinvite your cousin from your in-game wedding, or will you let the drama unfold?

    But beware, your fiance might just defend your cousin’s questionable actions and visit him behind your back, adding even more chaos to the mix. Are you ready to navigate through this crazy situation and come out on top? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • ADHDcraft: So What?

    ADHDcraft: So What?

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as feeding chocolate to a cat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget where you put your chocolate too! Join us for a chaotic adventure where forgetting the chocolate rule is just the beginning. And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for having ADHD – we’ll just laugh about it together! So come on over and let’s see if you can survive the madness of our server. Who needs chocolate when you have us?

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  • ScaredyCraft SMP: Just Do It!

    ScaredyCraft SMP: Just Do It!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you’re afraid to take risks because on our server, the crazier the idea, the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Go for it! Want to start a chicken army and conquer the land? Why not!

    We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons, created secret underground societies, and even discovered a hidden dimension filled with talking cows.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will push you out of your comfort zone and into a world of chaos and hilarity, then this is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild!

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  • RegretCraft: Fearless Edition

    RegretCraft: Fearless Edition

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us if you’ve always been afraid of unleashing your inner chaos in Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King”, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large, it’s rumored to block out the sun! Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – but trust us, you’ll never regret it!

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  • KremlinCraft: Troop Shuffle Edition

    KremlinCraft: Troop Shuffle Edition

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    come join our epic minecraft server, where we have a secret alliance with russia and ukraine, but don’t worry, we’re not starting any wars, just building epic castles and battling creepers together! our server is so lit that even the US officials are talking about us on CNN Politics! who knew playing minecraft could be so politically scandalous? join now for a chance to be a part of history in the making! #minecraftdiplomacy #russiavsurkraine #creeperwars

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  • GalacticDuoCraft

    GalacticDuoCraft

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    so, liek, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u find urself in a whole new galaxy, man. there are, like, 3,038 binary asteroid candidates just waiting for u to explore. u can, like, build ur own spaceship and travel to these celestial pairs, where u can mine for rare ores and battle space zombies. oh, and did i mention there are smaller moonlets orbiting around the asteroids? yea, u can, like, tame them and ride them around the galaxy. it’s, like, outta this world, dude. so come join us on this galactic adventure and let’s make some interstellar memories together!

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  • EnchantedMC: Where even the creepers are enchanted by our vanilla SMP goodness!

    EnchantedMC: Where even the creepers are enchanted by our vanilla SMP goodness!

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    EnchantedMC Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    EnchantedMC is a close knit community of active staff and participants that are looking for regular players on the SMP. There is no whitelist and anyone can join, and any playstyle is allowed. You can fight in PVP, or you can choose to survive by yourself. But what’s the point of survival if you can’t have friends? That’s why we introduced a teams system that allows you to build a team of like-minded people to dominate the survival world together. The map is regularly updated and contains tons of hidden lore. Awesome builds throughout the server may even end up on our official Instagram page!

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Why is Mario’s head on fire? There are mysteries and secrets on the server waiting to be discovered.
    Is it true staff have secret dungeons for hackers? Find out by joining us on the server.
    Is it true staff have torture chambers for hackers? Explore the server to uncover the truth.
    When was the server really published? Visit our official website for more information.
    Who are the Armadillo Gang? Join us on the official Discord to connect with the community.

    Join EnchantedMC now!

    Official Website

    Instructions on Playing

    Official Discord

    Official Instagram

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  • PerfGame Minecraft Server

    PerfGame Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of perfection! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led the player on a wild adventure through a magical forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But that’s not all! The player also stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust us, it’s the perfect videogame experience you never knew you needed.

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