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/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Towns Built:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2035	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

#sustainability, CHANGE, compassion, cooperation, Empathy, environmental consciousness, equality, healing, Hope, Justice, Kindness, love, mental health awareness, positivity, progress, social justice, Understanding, Unity, unity in diversity, world peace, WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

FriYAY Craft!

celebrate, Chill, Craft, drinks, end of week, family, FRIDAY, Friends, friYAY, Fun, happy hour, long weekend, Party, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, Socialize, TGIF, unwind, weekend, work week

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crops Grown:	3132
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	2496
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!

HagueCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, activism, advertising, air travel, Ban, climate change, conservation, cruise ships, dutch city, eco-friendly, energy-consuming industries, Environmental Protection, global impact, green initiative, HagueCraft, Minecraft, Netherlands, oil ads, policy, progressive, Server, The Hague, Urban planning

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	82	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

NoKidsAllowedCraft

child-free, controversial, Family Planning, Fine, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parenting, penalties, policy, population control, Promoting, proposed law, public opinion, reproductive rights, restrictions, russia, social norms, thousands of dollars

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.

Whispering Pines

Creative, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Experience a relaxing yet fun Minecraft adventure on Whispering Pines! Our server offers a range of exciting features, including convenient warps for easy navigation, and a rewarding economy system where you can earn money by defeating mobs. With our anti-griefing measures in place, you can build, explore, and create with peace of mind, knowing your structures are protected. Whether you’re looking to embark on epic quests, collaborate with friends, or simply unwind and explore, Whispering Pines has something for everyone. Join our welcoming community and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and thrilling gameplay!

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Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!

1.20.1, Claims, Cracked, Discord, gossip, HermitCraft Inspired, Hottest, Modded, Nations, News, Origins, premium java edition, Roleplay, smp, Starlight SMP, TOWN, Towny, Twilight, villager, Website, Whitelist, whitelist protection

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4161	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to Starlight SMP!
Server Type	Modded 1.20.1 Survival
Features
Supported Edition	Cracked and Premium Java Edition
Discord	[discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR]
Website	[starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com]

FAQs

1. What is Starlight SMP?

Starlight SMP is a modded Minecraft server offering a unique survival experience with custom content, lore, and gameplay features.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server for the modpack and whitelist application process. More information is available on our website.

3. What mods/plugins are used on the server?

Some of the key features include Towny Plugin, Origins Mod, a custom lore and story system, unique weapons and armor, a cooking and bakery system, and more!

4. Can I use a cracked version of Minecraft to play on Starlight SMP?

Yes, the server supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

5. Is PvP mandatory on the server?

No, PvP is optional on Starlight SMP. Players can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

6. Are there voice chat options available on the server?

Yes, there is optional voice chat available for players who want a more immersive experience.

7. How can I get whitelisted on the server?

Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for the whitelist and join our community.

8. What makes Starlight SMP unique?

Starlight SMP offers a supportive and inclusive community where players can express themselves and create their own adventures in a safe and welcoming space.

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

celebration, christmas, Community, family, Festive, Friends, Generosity, gift exchange, Giving, Happiness, holiday season, joy, Kindness, Minecraft, Santa Claus, Santas, secret, Secret Santa, Server, sharing, signups, Surprises, tradition, whitelist cards, Winter

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We allow up to 3 whitelist cards, because why limit yourself when you can have triple the fun?

Our staff is working hard to confirm signups, so if you haven’t heard back yet, don’t worry, we’ll get to you soon! And for those of you who reached out about other items, we’ll follow up as soon as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make this year the best one yet!