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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3110 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 445 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
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