the glory of defeating the beginner Minecraft Servers

the glory of defeating the beginner Minecraft Servers

  • ManagerMayhem Minecraft Server

    ManagerMayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 6305
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 149 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in bringing people from all backgrounds together…unless you’re a creeper, then you can stay far away!

    Join us for epic events and adventures, just like the time when our player (26M) took on a horde of zombies while defending his white college friends. Who knew that fighting off mobs could bring people closer together?

    Experience the thrill of building your own world, just like our player built a strong defense against his manager’s questionable comments. Show off your creativity and skills while proving that friendships know no boundaries, not even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the fun you’ll have playing with a diverse and welcoming community. Don’t miss out on the chance to show that in Minecraft, friendship truly knows no race or background!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidPicsOrItDidntHappen

    KidPicsOrItDidntHappen
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 5068
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never run out of hilarious adventures!

    Join us if you want to escape the drama of family photo albums and dive into a world where the only memories you’ll make are the ones you create yourself.

    Forget about the lack of childhood pictures, on our server, you can take all the screenshots you want and create a digital scrapbook that would make even the most dedicated mom jealous.

    Don’t worry about stairs or physical limitations, in our virtual world, everyone can run, jump, and fly like a pro. No need to reminisce about old summer camps, because here, every day is a new adventure waiting to happen.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and join us on this wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs old family photos when you can make new memories with your Minecraft buddies? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RegretCraft SMP: 20/20 Hindsight

    RegretCraft SMP: 20/20 Hindsight
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 9580
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Villages Defended: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit every time you play? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of angry llamas who only speak in riddles. Or maybe you’re up for the challenge of surviving in the treacherous Nether, where the pigmen have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the ghasts.

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events like the annual Creeper Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can craft the most stylish TNT-themed outfit. And let’s not forget about our weekly llama races, where you can bet your precious diamonds on which llama will cross the finish line first.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SoloCrafting

    SoloCrafting
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 7277
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever get tired of wandering the Minecraft world all alone, with no one to share your epic builds or crazy adventures with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, solo-traveling is a thing of the past! Join us and you’ll never have to go it alone again.

    Picture this: you’re out exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a group of friendly villagers who invite you to join their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon. But wait, there’s a twist – the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends! Will you help the villagers see the error of their ways and save the day?

    And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who love nothing more than pulling pranks and causing chaos. Join their ranks and become a master prankster yourself, or team up with the villagers to thwart their dastardly plans. The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you just around the corner?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OrcaCraft: Free Kshamenk Now!

    OrcaCraft: Free Kshamenk Now!
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 8733
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Enchantments Applied: 281
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Alien Abductions: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server that is so crazy, it’s like your brain got hit by a llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle on a floating island, when suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or maybe you’re exploring a deep cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on this server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can ride dolphins through a giant lava maze while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that take place in a giant arena filled with bouncing slime blocks.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the world. And rumor has it that the last captive orca in Latin America is being held prisoner in our virtual ocean, waiting for brave players to set it free.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Endless Land of Isles! No Square Brackets, Just Good Vibes!

    Endless Land of Isles! No Square Brackets, Just Good Vibes!
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 9028
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Infinity Isles!
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    Who Are We?
    Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server that focuses on community and multiplayer fun, while maintaining the essence of vanilla Minecraft. We have recently expanded to 1.21 and increased our world border to 10k!
    What makes us stand out?
    • Semi Vanilla with quality of life plugins • Whitelisted server for a mature community • Hosted on the East US coast for good connection • Player-run shopping district • Bi-weekly events with prizes • Resource worlds for gathering materials • Non pay-to-win donation perks • Friendly staff and active Discord community

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, we review every application to ensure a quality community.
    What version is the server on? We have recently expanded to 1.21.
    Are there any special features on the server? We have resource worlds, a player-run shopping district, and non pay-to-win donation perks.
    How often are events held? We hold bi-weekly events with prizes and have additional off-schedule events.
    Can I donate to the server? Yes, donation perks are non pay-to-win and help improve server performance.
    Is there an active Discord community? Yes, we have an active Discord server with channels and voice chats for our community.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 9574
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret jungle edition that is so wild, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across. From dancing pandas to singing parrots, this jungle edition will keep you on your toes!

    2. Demo Days are the best days on our server. We have demos of new features that will blow your mind. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

    3. It’s Over for boring Minecraft servers. We have taken the game to a whole new level of insanity. Get ready for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    4. Our AGDG resources are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. From mind-bending puzzles to gravity-defying builds, you’ll be amazed at the creativity of our players.

    5. Need help navigating the server? Don’t worry, we have helpful links to guide you through the madness. Whether you’re a newbie or a seasoned player, you’ll find everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Where’s the bb w love? Minecraft SMP

    Where’s the bb w love? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 9499
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re all about that BBW love! Why settle for skinny pixelated characters when you can have some thicc Minecraft babes to keep you company?

    Join our SMP for a chance to build your very own BBW palace, complete with a buffet of virtual snacks and a dance floor that never stops bumping. But be warned, the competition for the best BBW build is fierce, and you’ll have to fend off rival players who will stop at nothing to claim the title of BBW King or Queen.

    So if you’re ready to get your hands dirty (and maybe a little greasy from all those virtual snacks), come join us on our server and let the BBW love flow! Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HonkCraft: Sheriff Showdown

    HonkCraft: Sheriff Showdown
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 7691
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story…

    Imagine a world where every time you try to mine for diamonds, a herd of angry pigs comes charging at you. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server! But wait, there’s more…

    We have a special event where players have to build a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The catch? The statue has to lay eggs every hour on the hour, or else the chicken comes to life and starts wreaking havoc on the server!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who are actually amazing dancers. Join our server and see if you can survive the dance-off of a lifetime!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding pigs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HappyCraft Jams

    HappyCraft Jams
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 3448
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone for all you blockheads out there!

    Join us and you’ll be serenaded by a choir of singing creepers, dancing pigs, and even a DJ skeleton spinning some sick beats. Our happy songs will have you grooving while you mine, build, and battle your way to victory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who can defeat it in a dance-off. So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the Blocktopus!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the happy songs and outrageous adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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