the glass broke Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Votes:	1536	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Towns Built:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	3870
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dimension Hops:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	8057
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

90s music, Apache Indian, Boom Shack-A-Lak, Boom Shack-A-Lak lyrics, BoomShackMC, British Asian, British Indian, British reggae, classic hits, dance music, Dancehall, feel-good music, fusion music, High energy songs, indian music, party anthem, Ragga music, Reggae, Server, Stereo, top chart, UK Music

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!