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Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

bedside manner, Clinic, CREEPERS, Doctor, doctor behavior, doctor communication, doctor misconduct, doctor professionalism, doctor-patient relationship, Healthcare, healthcare communication, healthcare professionalism, healthcare standards, inappropriate comments, Medical, Medical Ethics, medical malpractice, medical professionalism, patient care, patient experience, patient rights, unprofessional behavior

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old doctors giving you the same old medical advice? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are anything but professional! Our doctors will diagnose you with a case of “diamond deficiency” and prescribe you with a daily dose of mining and crafting to cure what ails you. Forget about boring check-ups, here you’ll be treated to a virtual world of pixelated fun and wacky medical advice. So come on over and let our doctors give you a dose of laughter and adventure!

Zelenskiy’s Victory Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, national security, negotiation tactics, peace plan, peace talks, Plan, political strategy, Ready, Server, strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine politics, ukraine president, Ukrainian government, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Void Armor Forged:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so, like, ukraine’s zelenskiy is all like “yo, we got this victory plan ready, bros” and you gotta join our minecraft server to be part of the epic victory plan, like, we gonna conquer all the mobs and build the biggest, baddest base ever, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, zelenskiy said if you join our server, you get a free unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its butt, like, how cool is that? so come join us and be part of the most epic victory plan in minecraft history, it’s gonna be wild, bros.

Putin’s Break Time Bonanza

bonanza, Boosting birth rate, Break, Decline in birth rate, Family Planning, fertility rate, government policy, Health benefits of sex, maternity leave, news18, parental leave, population decline, population growth, public health initiatives, Putins, reproductive health, russia, russians, Sex on work breaks, Social Issues, Time, Vladimir Putin, work-life balance

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Towns Built:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Crops Grown:	7159

come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants u to have SEX on work breaks to increase birth rate!! 😂🤣🔥🚀 we got crazy builds, wild adventures, and non-stop fun! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever! 🤪👾💥🎮 #putinminecraftserver #sexonworkbreaks #crazyadventures

Bookworms vs. Tweetstorms

Accuracy, accuracy checking, books, Bookworms, Correction, credibility, Debunking, digital age, fact-checking, fake news, information accuracy, information dissemination, internet, Misinformation, misleading information, Online platforms, print media, Publishing, social media, Truth, Tweetstorms, Verification

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.

we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?

Nose Tissue Brain Base – Minecraft

base, Brain, contamination, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, health implications, human health, microplastic detection, microplastic exposure, microplastics, Minecraft, nose, nose tissue, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution research, research, scientific discovery, study, tissue

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

So, like, you ever wonder what’s really in your brain, dude? Well, this server will blow your mind – literally! We have so much fun stuff going on, you won’t even remember what reality is anymore. Join us and explore the depths of your brain tissue, where you might just find some microplastics chilling out. Who needs diamonds when you can have plastic in your brain, am I right? So come on over and let’s get weird together. Your nose will thank you.

LSBLISS

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to LSBliss Network!

Dive into a world where adventure meets serenity with our unique blend of Lifesteal, Skyblock, and Blissful gameplay. On LSBliss Network, we combine the thrill of Lifesteal—a game mode where every battle enhances your survival chances—with the creative freedom of Skyblock, letting you build your ultimate floating paradise from scratch.

Experience the ultimate balance between intense PvP action and peaceful island crafting. In Lifesteal mode, every combat encounter makes your island life more rewarding, while Skyblock gives you the tools to create your dream world in the sky. Our Blissful environment ensures that every moment is enjoyable, with a focus on community and fun.

Join us and discover the perfect mix of challenge and relaxation in a server where your adventure never stops and your creativity knows no bounds. Welcome to LSBliss Network—where every day is a new journey!

play.lsbliss.net:25574

Reign Craft

custom enchantments, Custom Items, Economy, in-game purchases, Jobs, Minecraft, no p2w, Player Shops, PvP, Reign Craft, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Survival Server currently only white listed. Jobs, economy, player shops, custom items, custom enchantments, and more! No P2W mechanics. Anything purchased will be obtainable in game!

runaet.aleforge.net:25624

Noobville Minecraft Server

budgeting, building capital, cheap living, cost of living, expat life, expatriate lifestyle, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial management, Financial Stability, frugal living, International living, investing, living abroad, long-term planning, Minecraft, noobville, overseas living, retirement planning, saving money, Server, wealth building

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchantments Applied:	85	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	63	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old real life where you have to worry about things like building a capital to live for cheap abroad? Well, say goodbye to adulting and hello to our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and no responsibilities!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about pesky things like bills or taxes again. Instead, you can spend your days building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending talking animals (yes, they do exist in our world).

And who needs to live abroad when you can travel to different dimensions and explore mystical lands right from the comfort of your own computer screen? Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than you ever dreamed possible (spoiler alert: it’s not just diamonds).

So why waste your time building a capital when you could be building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Anime Research Minecraft SMP

Anime, Anime Analysis, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime episodes, anime fandom, anime first time, anime genre, anime history, anime plot, anime recommendations, anime research, anime reviews, Anime Series, anime watching, first time, Minecraft, research, smp, watch, watch anime

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a strict rule that you must research an anime before joining. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if watching anime can improve your mining skills! Trust us, it’s totally legit. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in anime quotes. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

HairCraftersUnited

African descent, beauty standards, Boundaries, children’s hair, Communication, cultural identity, curly hair, discrimination, family dynamics, hair care, HairCraftersUnited, Hairdresser, healthy hair, Natural hair, parent-teacher conference, parenting, racial stereotypes, Respect, School, self esteem, societal expectations

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Emeralds Found:	1485	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all hair types and colors – even if they’re pixelated! Join us and show off your amazing curly hair just like our twins in-game.

🤪 Need a break from real-life drama like parent-teacher conferences gone wrong? Escape to our server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who built the best pixel art house.

😜 And don’t worry, there’s no need to straighten your virtual hair here – we celebrate all hairstyles, whether they’re blocky, pixelated, or just plain crazy! So come join us and let your hair down (literally, if you’re wearing a Minecraft wig).

🤩 Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? So leave the arguments and locked doors behind, and come build, mine, and explore with us! And remember, the only thing getting straightened here is the path to the End Portal. 😉