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Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Runes Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Manfred Wins Edition, things are anything but ordinary!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!

Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! But shh, don’t tell anyone!

Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?

QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Towns Built:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Potato Army, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you join forces with them or stand against their starchy tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. See you there, wagmi!

skaryWORLD Minecraft server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

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Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because Kita Ikuyo is here to save the day! This server is so cute, even the creepers can’t resist giving you a hug (just kidding, they’ll still blow you up).

Join us for a wild adventure where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our friendly community is always ready to help you out, whether you need a hand building a giant statue of a potato or just want someone to join you in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure trove filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you end up getting lost in a maze of rainbow-colored sheep and never find your way out?

So what are you waiting for? Join Kita Ikuyo today and experience the cutest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may look adorable, but they’ll steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7991	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Gif Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to get your heart racing! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, post /a/ gifs that get you going! Who knew that pixelated blocks could be so steamy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see where the madness takes you!

Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	204	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Towns Built:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Void Armor Forged:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Potions Brewed:	33

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!