The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever Minecraft Servers

NoDadNoTripMC

adoption, blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Father’s Day, mother-daughter relationship, NoDadNoTripMC, Parent-child relationship, parental roles, step parent, stepdad

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	891
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama like no other? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through the wild world of step-parents and awkward family dynamics.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family and decide who gets to be your parent! Will you choose a creeper as your dad or a zombie as your mom? The possibilities are endless!

Join now and experience the thrill of rejecting adoption offers from virtual step-parents who just can’t take a hint. Who needs a dad in Minecraft when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side?

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the drama-filled world of family relationships in Minecraft. Join our server today and show us how you handle family conflicts like a pro!

DemocraftNormandy

Allies, AMERICANS, anniversary, biden, ceremony, Cliff, d-day, Democracy, DemocraftNormandy, freedom, History, leadership, Normandy, patriotism, president, recommit, sacrifice, Speech, united states, Unity, world war II

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1489	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	174	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	3064	Volcanoes Explored:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where biden asks americans to recommit to democracy in normandy cliff speech LMAO. why join? well, because biden himself will be there giving speeches on cliffs in minecraft, like, how cool is that? plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds and fight off evil creepers with biden by your side. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to recommit to democracy in the most epic way possible. let’s goooo! 🤣🔥🇺🇸

ShrinkCraft: Tiny Heart Attacks

Attacks, dangerous technology, death by aneurism, death by heart blockage, death by stroke, death in fiction, fantasy gadgets, fatal consequences, fictional devices, growth ray, Heart, hypothetical scenarios, impossible inventions, medical risks, mortality risks, science fiction, shrink ray, ShrinkCraft, size manipulation, size-changing devices, speculative fiction, speculative technology, Tiny, unrealistic inventions

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Farms Harvested:	928	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

so, like, imagine if there was a minecraft server where you could use a growth/shrink ray and not die instantly?? that’s like, totally insane, right?? join our server and experience the thrill of becoming a giant or a tiny ant without worrying about strokes or aneurisms ruining your fun!

we’ve got crazy stories of players turning into giants and accidentally stomping on their friends’ houses, or shrinking so small they get lost in the grass and have to be rescued by a team of tiny villagers. it’s a wild ride, dude.

come join us on the most bonkers minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?) so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BrainyBlockz

Behavior, brain activity, brain plasticity, Brains, BrainyBlockz, child behavior, children, Cognitive control, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, Cognitive Training, domain-general, findings, intervention, neuroscience, Psychology, research, response inhibition, study, Training

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	154	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

so like, u know how u always wanna train ur brain and stuff? well this server is like the ultimate brain workout, but like, in minecraft form. u gotta like, use ur domain-general response inhibition to like, build stuff and survive and stuff. and get this, it doesn’t even change ur brain or behavior! so like, u can still be ur crazy self while u play. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience ever!

FIRST CIS SERVER WITH EARNINGS Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Castlewars, Clans, creativity, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Grief mode, Hardcore, Large Online, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Emeralds Found:	4236	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

We have:

1)? Anarchy with auction: Unleash your creative imagination, because with us you can build everything you dreamed of or destroy other people’s dreams. Use the auction to buy needed items or sell unwanted ones to become the richest!

? Quests and PvP system: Many tasks await you that will allow you to feel the spirit of adventure. Hunt monsters, fish and more! And if you have a strong ace, then our PvP system guarantees an unforgettable immersion in battles, just like at ChTZ.

? Clans: Team up with your friends and create the most authoritative clan on the server. Use your teamwork skills to become local influencers!

2) ? Skyblock with a system of quests and island leveling: Rise to the skies and create your own island in the clouds! Immerse yourself in amazing quests, discover new opportunities and build the most trump heavenly kingdom.

3)? Grief mode: We invite you to plunge into unbridled lawlessness and absolute freedom of action. Here you can grief other rogues and enjoy it!

4) ? Mini-Games: Our server also offers exciting mini-games such as Bedwars, Skywars and Castlewars. Take on the challenge and compete with other players!

Experience unforgettable emotions, explore unique opportunities and become a local boss on our powerful Minecraft server! Join us today and experience incredible adventures!

play.cybermine.pro

Vanilla Survival – Where chaos meets crystal-clear rules and some not-so-pure PvP action! 🍦💥

action, Axes, bedrock, Bows, Chaos, Community, creativity, crossplay, crystalclear, hacked clients, meets, Minecraft, Monuments, notsopure, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, sword, Teleport, tnt duplication, Trading, tree farms, USA East, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ores Mined:	7308	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Brief Overview

sVanilla Survival provides players with the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft. The server focuses on a semi-vanilla gameplay with a few quality of life additions, large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

FAQ

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

sVanilla Survival offers a unique gameplay experience that focuses on player freedom, melee-based PvP, quality of life enhancements, bartering economy, boundless exploration, permanent map, and enables TNT duplication for advanced building capabilities.

What kind of PvP does the server have?

The server disables crystal PvP in favor of swords, axes, and bows. This promotes a more traditional and skill-based melee PvP experience.

Are there any land claims on the server?

No, there are no land claims on sVanilla Survival. Players are free to explore the map and lay claim to any area they wish without restrictions.

Is the map permanent?

Yes, the map on sVanilla Survival is permanent and will never reset. This allows players to create lasting monuments and structures that will stand the test of time.

Are there any economy plugins on the server?

No, the server’s economy is based on player-to-player trading. This encourages interaction and cooperation among players for resource exchange.

Are quality of life commands available on the server?

Yes, the server offers teleport, ignore, and sethome commands for player convenience. These commands aim to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic survival experience.

CraftyFDR’sD-DayNaziPaganJune Minecraft Server

AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, CraftyFDRsDDayNaziPaganJune, d-day, DEI initiatives, Diversity, equity, FDR, History, inclusion, INTERNSHIP, Issues, Judge Borrello, june, leadership, lessons, LGBTQ, manipulations., Minecraft, national sentiment, Nazi Paganism, Occultism, polarization, pride month, roosevelt, Server, socio-political landscape

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	5909	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement and intrigue? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with historical echoes, presidential quests, and lessons from the past that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Biden as Roosevelt, leading the charge on a mission to find a leader who can match the vision and impact of the 32nd president. But wait, there’s more! Pride Month 2024 is here, and things are getting spicy with a noticeable damper and a shift in national sentiment toward LGBTQ+ issues. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And if that wasn’t enough to pique your interest, our AI Goddess interned with Judge Borrello and uncovered some juicy secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and history!

LiechtensteinLoser Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Fails, Failure, football, Frustration, Game, Humiliation, International, KWAB, Liechtenstein, LiechtensteinLoser, match, Minecraft, opposition, Score, Server, sports, Struggle, underperformance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of failing to score against Liechtenstein in your Minecraft games? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the weakest players can dominate the field! Join us and experience the thrill of finally scoring against Liechtenstein, and who knows, you might even become their new star player! So come on, join us and show those Liechtensteiners who’s boss on the virtual soccer field!

BroBroBucks Minecraft Server

abusive spouses, BroBroBucks, Divorce, emergency expenses, emergency fund, family, family dynamics, financial help, Financial Planning, Generosity, Inheritance, Inheritance Planning, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal finances, savings, Server, sibling support, Siblings, Tough Decisions, UNFAIR, unfair treatment, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you any perks or rewards for playing? Well, look no further! Join our server where we give out savings accounts with 14k in them to all your siblings, except for that one brother who didn’t get a divorce.

Imagine the chaos and drama that ensues when your siblings find out about the secret savings accounts and start demanding their share. Will they be grateful or will they accuse you of expecting them to divorce? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the thrill of family financial turmoil in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer insane family drama, but we also have lucky casino trips and scratch offs to keep the excitement going. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the wealthiest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

NoGifts4YouJerk

affordability, celebration, champagne, Communication, compromise, dream wedding, expensive taste, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, finances, financial boundaries, hobby, luxury, Marriage, NoGifts4YouJerk, reception, relationship, special occasion, wedding gift, wedding planning, wine

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers are now stand-up comedians! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. Who wouldn’t want a rainbow fireball-shooting dragon as a companion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary $26,000 champagne bottle quest. That’s right, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the elusive champagne bottle and present it to the king of the server. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret telling bad jokes). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!