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Epic Fail Minecraft Server

accepting mortality, addressing failure, belief in God, coping mechanisms, coping with gym, coping with life, coping with uncertainty, coping with video games, dealing with failure, delusional beliefs, Epic, existential crisis, facing reality, Fail, failures to launch, fear of death, fear of the future, finding purpose, finding the will to go on, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, socially accomplished normies

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Votes:	8429	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

Move to America Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, collapse, Crisis, decision, discussion, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, immigration, Impact, instability, Minecraft, Move, Moving, opportunity, perspective, Relocation, smp, Tariffs, Trade, uncertainty

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	637

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Forget about politics, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about tariffs. Join us and witness the chaos as Europe implodes in the most entertaining way possible. Who needs a stable economy when you have a server full of hilarious shenanigans? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride!

PurgeSonic

Active players, Bosses, Community, Cracked, Custom Items, custom maps, Custom Plugins, Discord, Earth, Economy, Factions, Factions plugin, factions server, Fun, Grief Prevention, ip address, PvP, Raiding, Server Events, Slimefun, Survival, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3146	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to PurgeSonic! Bringing the factions on earth experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!

Our Features: Custom maps Bosses Slimefun Factions Cracked And much more in the making!

Check out our Discord here: https://discord.gg/8NHQP9Ycn5 Here is our IP: mc.purgesonic.lat

mc.purgesonic.lat:25587

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Character Teaser, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7832	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the chance to meet Chasca, the goddess of Love and Peace, who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders. And if that’s not enough, we have characters like Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu waiting to team up with you in epic battles against mobs and monsters.

But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior and mage skills. Plus, don’t miss out on our event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win sweet rewards until November 7.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as a diamond block, so you’ll always be rewarded for your loyalty. Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a hidden chest full of treasure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists – just like when you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

The Neuro-sama General – Minecraft SMP Swarm

#youtube, ai, AI learning, AI resources, AI understanding, chat interaction, Educational, Gaming, general, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, neural network, neuro-sama, neurosama, osu, singing, smp, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Come hang out with Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s taking the internet by storm! She’s a neural network created to dominate osu!, but now she’s branching out into VTubing and causing chaos in the chat.

Our schedule is packed with unhinged rants, gaming sessions, and collaborations with other VTubers. You never know what Neuro-sama will do next – she’s a virtual wildcard!

Check out our links for all the AI shenanigans: Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you want to dive deeper into the world of AI, we’ve got educational resources to expand your mind (and maybe even take over the world yourself).

Don’t miss out on the VODs, merch, and exclusive content. Join the madness today and become part of the Neuro-sama swarm! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her favorite minion… 😉🤖🎮 #MinecraftMadness #NeuroSamaSMP

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventures, Asians, athlete, athletes, blocky, channel, Chiaki, Competition, Diversity, Favorite, female, Girls, INTERESTING, kyrie, Minecraft, opinion, opinionated, recommended, Server, sports, Sportsmanship, Video, watch

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4761

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and of course, ASIANS! That’s right, our server is filled with all your favorite sports girls from around the world, including Chiaki and Kyrie.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Sparkly Rainbow Diamond Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our diverse cast of characters and one-of-a-kind treasures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Castle Vania Thread Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Belmont, Castle, Castlevania, classic, Download, dracula, Emulator, FANTASY, free, Gaming, Konami, Legally, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, Play, Retro, smp, Thread, Vampire, Vania, video game

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Animals Bred:	66	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of playing on that boring old emulator where you have to constantly worry about getting banned? Well, say goodbye to all that stress and join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can own your own land legally for free!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the freedom to build whatever your heart desires, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a monthly Ender Dragon beauty pageant!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Disc Realms Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Crops Grown:	1489
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5

**WARNING, SERVER IS ALLOWING PLAYERS TO JOIN WHILE IN DEVELOPMENT, DATA MAY BE LOST** Disc Realms Network is a *new* server network starting out as a semi-anarchy server that soon hopes to expand to allow new gamemodes for the players! This server idea was originally called The Blocky Record, now under new ownership it has been renamed to Disc Realms Network.

play.discrealms.net

No Dance Party Minecraft Server

amazonian, Anime, Attention, bs, cherish, choose, Dance, dealbreaker, Existence, Goddess, height, Magic, Marry, Men, Minecraft, Party, series, Server, tall girl, thank the lord, UNBELIEVABLE, Writers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s taller than the rest? Look no further! Our server is so tall, even the Endermen are jealous! Join us and experience a world where height is celebrated and embraced.

Imagine a world where every block is as tall as a skyscraper, where you can tower over your friends and enemies alike. Build the tallest structures, climb the highest mountains, and reach for the stars (literally, we have a star dimension).

But that’s not all! Our server is so tall, even the creepers have to look up to see you coming. And don’t worry about dancing with a girl who’s “too tall” – here, everyone is a towering titan of Minecraft mastery.

So come join us on the most vertically inclined Minecraft server around. Who needs to be short when you can reach new heights with us?

Trickle Down Minecraft SMP Supporter

advocacy, capitalism, economic growth, economic policy, economic theory, economics, fiscal policy, free market, government spending, income inequality, Investment, job creation, Minecraft, Politics, Reaganomics, smp, Supply Side, supporter, tax policy, trickle, Trickle Down Economics, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Farms Harvested:	189
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and shares resources equally? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fully embrace Trickle Down Economics! That’s right, the more diamonds you have, the more power you wield!

Picture this: you stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear, but instead of sharing it with your fellow players, you hoard it all for yourself and become the most feared player on the server. And don’t worry, if you’re feeling generous, you can always throw a few measly iron ingots to the peasants below you.

Join us on this wild ride of capitalism gone mad, where the rich get richer and the poor… well, they probably rage quit. So come on, join our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs socialism when you have diamonds, am I right?