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ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2421	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Villages Defended:	6
Enchantments Applied:	107	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	392492	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Secret Passages Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9705
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Potions Brewed:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Hatewatchers United

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Emeralds Found:	9872
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, BOUGHTER, building, Clans, Community, Conquer, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Materials, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Survival, TEAM, Territories, Tools

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Votes:	2546	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	71	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

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Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

Adventure, bedrock, BIRTHDAYS, celebrate, Craft, CREEPERS, Discord, form, insomniacs, Macarena, Minecraft, proof, Safe, Server, Skeletons, smp, verify, world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.