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CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	106
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Villages Defended:	18

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Votes:	4953	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Star Shards Collected:	64
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	213	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Crops Grown:	6094	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Animals Bred:	138
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Votes:	8642
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	127	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Votes:	1510

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!