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Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2782	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Farms Harvested:	873	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	1846
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	493938	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	3847	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!

Name Change Shenanigans

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Potions Brewed:	88	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget about your own problems.

Witness the epic saga of a wife and husband dealing with a meddling father-in-law who thinks the husband is going to cheat. Will they reconcile? Will the baby ever get his name back? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of changing a baby’s name in the midst of family turmoil. Will the in-laws ever forgive the husband for suggesting it? Will the baby grow up confused about his identity? Only on our server, where the stakes are higher than ever!

Join now for a wild ride of name changes, miscarriages, and family feuds that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!

PuppyPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	585	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things ridiculous and outrageous!

Join us if you want to see dogs with names like Sir Barksalot or Princess Piddlepants roaming around the server. Our community is filled with players who love to push the boundaries of creativity and silliness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doggy Disco, where players can dance the night away with their furry friends to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dog doing the moonwalk!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushDetector

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the love-struck players out there!

Join our server if you want to uncover the unsaid giveaways that someone is into you. From building heart-shaped structures to leaving secret messages in the chat, our players are always finding creative ways to show their affection.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find a rare diamond block in the shape of a heart, your crush will instantly fall head over heels for you. And if you’re really lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden love potion that will make you irresistible to everyone on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience love in a whole new way…through the pixelated world of Minecraft!

ChinaCraft: Monster Ship Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4464	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have giant ships like the one china is anchoring in the south china sea, but ours are even BIGGER and BETTER. sail the high seas with your friends and battle sea monsters that make the kraken look like a goldfish. the philippine coast guard is even impressed by our epic ships, that’s how you know it’s legit. so hop on board and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional sea monster).

CraftyCommies

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

come join our minecraft server, where we have more weapons than russia! we got diamond swords that shoot fireballs, creepers that explode glitter, and pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter.

our server is so lit, even putin would be jealous. we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant robots that protect our land, and a roller coaster that takes you to the moon.

forget about western sanctions, on our server, we thrive on chaos and destruction. join us and become the ultimate weapon master in the minecraft world. because here, the only limit is your imagination.

TartanStripedCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!