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Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	825498	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

KERITS SMP – The best place to accidentally fall into lava while trying to pet a Creeper!

accidentally, admins, age, CbADacaLerA, Code, creeper, Fall, Generators, Griefing, KERITS, lava, payments, Perks, pet, Place, Players, PvP, Realms, Requirements, rules, smp, stealing, Usa

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Perks	Already active playerbase (mostly USA)
	Absolutely no mods
	Generators for new players to catch up to old ones
	Admins often online
	No real-money payments anywhere

Requirements: 14+ age minimum

Rules: Read at spawn – no griefing, stealing allowed

Code: CbADacaLerA

FAQ

1. Can I join if I’m under 14 years old?

No, the minimum age requirement is 14 years old.

2. Are there any mods on the server?

No, there are absolutely no mods on the server.

3. How can new players catch up to old players?

New players have access to generators to help them catch up to old players.

Blocky Babes Break the Stream Curse – Minecraft Server

Audience, Babes, blocky, Break, Challenges, Commitment, Community, comparison, CONTENT, CURSE, Dedication, DURATION, EN girls, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, jp, Minecraft, Platform, Popularity, Schedule, Server, Stamina, Stream, streaming, Support, Time management, Viewers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Crops Grown:	4899
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3586
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of watching streamers who can’t even last longer than a goldfish’s attention span? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate endurance challenge for streamers! Our players have been known to stream for days on end, surviving on nothing but virtual pork chops and sheer determination. Join us and show those JP streamers who’s boss by outlasting them in epic mining sessions and building marathons. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears to those who can stream for over 24 hours straight. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join now and prove your streaming stamina!

Ronaldo’s Speedy Adventure Minecraft Server – Where Legends are Born!

>20 years old, achievement, Adventure, athlete, Born, career, Dedication, determination, Fame, future star, goal-scoring, hard work, iconic status, legend, Legends, Minecraft, professional player, record breaker, ronaldo, Ronaldos, Server, Soccer, SPEED, Speedy, sports, success, Young Talent

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Buildings Constructed:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Farms Harvested:	729

Join our Minecraft server and you too can become a legendary /spee/ master like Ronaldo! Who knew that mining blocks and crafting tools could lead to such fame and glory? But on our server, anything is possible – even becoming a soccer superstar in the virtual world!

We have epic quests that will test your skills and challenge your creativity. Build the most outrageous structures, battle fearsome mobs, and maybe even score a goal or two in our custom soccer mini-game. Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a virtual talent scout looking for the next big Minecraft athlete!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to becoming the next Ronaldo of the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be signing autographs for adoring fans in the virtual streets of our server. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your epic adventure today!

Welcome to Verdania, where you can roleplay as anything from a heroic knight to a clumsy chicken!

Adventure, chicken, clumsy, Community, Create, customized, Discord, Exploration, HEROIC, knight, Minecraft, nation, Nations, player, Religions, Roleplay, Server, Stories, Story, Verdania, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dimension Hops:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to Verdania
Verdania is a newly created minecraft roleplay server! And now we are searching for people who would want to participate in our server!
Community: Join a friendly group of players who love playing minecraft and creating stories as much as YOU
Exploration: Explore a little bit customized minecraft world with yourself or even a nation, which you can create
Roleplay: Create your stories, your nations and even religions!
Join Us Today!: Ready to start? Here: https://discord.gg/NQAG3kUVxJ
Join Verdania – Where every player has a story to tell!

FAQ

1. How do I join the Verdania server?

To join the Verdania server, you can click on the provided link to our discord server and follow the instructions there for joining the Minecraft server.

2. Are there specific rules for gameplay on Verdania?

Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a friendly and fair gaming environment. These rules are outlined in the discord server.

3. Can I create my own nation on Verdania?

Absolutely! One of the unique features of Verdania is the ability for players to create their own nations within the game. You can establish your own rules, government, and even religions within your nation.

4. Is there a limit to the number of players in a nation?

There is no set limit to the number of players in a nation. You can invite as many players as you like to join your nation and help build your story.

5. How can I connect with other players on Verdania?

Our discord server is the main platform for communication and interaction with other players on Verdania. You can join discussions, share stories, and collaborate with other players through the discord server.

LOLcraft: Noob to Pro in 60 Characters or Less!

Characters, Community, confusion, critical thinking, enjoyment, Evolving, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, game review, Gaming, growing up, hype, LolCraft, Maturity, noob, Opinions, outgrowing, perspective, Preferences, PRO, reactions, social media, trends, video games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	112	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	258	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Crafty Casino Craze: Where you should be mining diamonds but you’re too busy playing slots!

addiction, busy, Casino, CHANGE, consequences, Crafty, CRAZE, Decision making, diamonds, gambling, Greed, habits, impulse, LEAVING, mindset, Mining, MONEY, Playing, realization, regret, Risk, self-control, SELLING, Slots, temptation, wealth, Youre

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than mining for diamonds is gambling at our virtual casino!

Picture this: you’re deep in the mines, surrounded by precious ores, when suddenly you hear the siren call of the slot machines. You know you should sell and leave the casino, but you’re too greedy. You realize this, but you won’t change your ways.

Join us for a chance to win big in our casino, where the odds are always in your favor (or so we say)! And if you’re feeling lucky, why not take a break from building and try your hand at our virtual poker tables?

But beware, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the games begin! Who knows, you might just strike it rich… or lose it all. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

KERITS SMP – Just like real life, but with more creepers!

Active, admins, age limit, building, catching up, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, Gaming, Generators, KERITS, Life, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Griefing, No Stealing, ONLINE, Playerbase, real, Requirements, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Usa

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Perks
Already active playerbase (mostly USA) ✔️
Absolutely no mods ✔️
Generators for new players to catch up to old ones ✔️
Admins often online ✔️
No irl-money payments anywhere ✔️

Requirements
14+ age minimum

Rules
Read at spawn – no griefing, stealing allowed

Code
“CbADacaLerA”

FAQ

1. What is the age requirement to play on the server?

The minimum age requirement to play on the server is 14 years old.

2. Are there any mods on the server?

No, there are absolutely no mods on the server.

3. Are there any irl-money payments required on the server?

No, there are no irl-money payments required anywhere on the server.

4. What are the rules regarding griefing and stealing?

Read the rules at spawn, but in general, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server.

5. How can new players catch up to old players on the server?

New players have access to generators to help them catch up to old players on the server.

6. How often are the admins online on the server?

The admins are often online on the server to assist players as needed.

Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Isis’ Epic Selfie Fail

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience epic battles like the Ambush by the Khilafah Soldiers on a Patrol of the Murtadd Army of Niger near the Town of Filingue in the Tillaberi Region, Western Niger!

Join us and witness the chaos as players strategize and fight for dominance in a virtual world filled with surprises at every turn. Who will emerge victorious in this epic showdown? Will you be the hero or the villain?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get ambushed by Khilafah Soldiers, that is)!

YeehawCraft: Where Creeper Cowboys and Blocky Bandits roam the Wild West! Giddy up, partner!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Votes:	5003
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west showdown mixed with a Hollywood blockbuster! Yeehaw!

Join our server for the most epic American “acting” you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players putting on performances that will make you question reality. From dramatic monologues to over-the-top action sequences, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most elaborate builds you’ve ever laid eyes on. Want to explore a giant popcorn bucket castle? How about a rollercoaster made entirely of hot dogs? We’ve got it all and more!

So saddle up, partner, and join our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you’ve got American “acting” in Minecraft?