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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5431 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 970373 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you’ll encounter a friendly army of zombie pigmen who just want to throw a killer dance party.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks why you joined, just tell them, “That’s it, I’m voting Trump!”