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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9769 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.