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CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	4403
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2997	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	85
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	81

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Star Shards Collected:	245
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	172
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!