The Films Critic Patreon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

$70Craft: Worth Every Penny or Nah? LOL

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Our virtual world is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous!

And get this – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. You’ll be building castles in the sky and riding pigs into battle like a boss!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, it’s worth every penny of that $70 you spent on the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Beats: The Global Jukebox

beats, blocky, cultural music, diverse music, Global, global music, international artists, international hits, international music, international musicians, international sounds, jukebox, music appreciation, music community, music discovery, music diversity, music enthusiasts, music exploration, music from around the world, music lovers, music playlist, music recommendations, music thread, world music

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	876805	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	630
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to dance like no one’s watching.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast jungle biome when suddenly, a group of skeletons start breakdancing to the beat of Despacito. Or how about building a castle with your friends while listening to the soothing sounds of Baby Shark on repeat?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Villager who spins the sickest beats all night long. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t even around back then). See you on the dance floor!

Tom’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Guests

BLOCK, CREEPERS, guests, hey, long trail: hey tom, misunderstood, Party, Tom, Toms

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Animals Bred:	134	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2286

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama mayor, who will guide you through the wacky world of blocky adventures. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the End dimension… if you can defeat him in a dance-off, that is.

So what are you waiting for, tom? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those dancing creepers!

ShortyCraft: Where Only the Vertically Challenged Survive!

challenged, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, height discrimination, height limits, height requirements, height restrictions, Heightism, legal status, LGBTQ, Masculinity, short men, ShortyCraft, Social Issues, societal norms, SURVIVE, Transgender, vertically

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only height requirement is how high you can stack your blocks! We don’t discriminate based on height, so all players are welcome to join our crazy world of building and exploring.

Join us and embark on epic adventures where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored dirt, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our virtual realm?

Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain level of building skills, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a magical unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips. Don’t believe us? Just ask the talking sheep who guards the entrance to our server – he’ll vouch for all the crazy shenanigans that go down here.

So come on, join us and defy the laws of physics, height restrictions, and reality itself in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. It’s a place where anything is possible, as long as you have a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky.

Crafty Card Wizards – Magic the Gathering meets Minecraft Madness!

bunbun edition, CARD, Cards, Casual, collectible card game, Community, competitive, Cowboy Set, Crafty, deckbuilding, digital card game, discussion, formats, gameplay, Gathering, madness, Magic, magic the gathering arena, meets, Meta, Minecraft, mtgag, multiplayer, new cards, online gaming, strategy, wizards

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	64
Emeralds Found:	9135	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Farms Harvested:	560	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bunnies rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with fluffy bunnies, magical forests, and epic battles against evil carrot-stealing zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunny kingdom where you can ride giant bunnies into battle and feast on unlimited carrot cake. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that try to ruin your fun.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special “Cowboy” set coming soon, where you can wrangle up some wild bunnies and ride them into the sunset. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bunny madness begin! Trust us, once you hop on this server, you’ll never want to leave.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: ‘Kept you waiting, huh?’

2023 portfolio, also am God, Crafty, creeper, God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea whose listed as an enemy in WW3, huh, Kept you waiting, Kingdom, my sciences are a gold mine and lead to newer military technologies and advancements, no ww3 it’s just proxy shitposting through weapons, tfw also am owner of the United States Government, tfw big boss since 2018, tfw have to remain neutral in my big boss network as outer haven, tfw I became leader of every military in the world since, tfw I control every military from North Korean to American, tfw United States media is a nuisance and at least 40 years to 220 trillion years behind me at least, Waiting

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9945
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	971239

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I have been the big boss since 2018! That’s right, I control every military in the world from North Korea to America. My sciences are so advanced that I have created new military technologies that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!

Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

Absurd, Absurdity, Adventure, animal anatomy, Animals, controversial, Creatures, crude, dick, dirty thoughts, FANTASY, funny, humor, Hungry, inappropriate, meme, Nature, NSFW, taboo, thinking, Wild, wildlife, Wolf, Wolfys, Wonders, woodland

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	113

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui, Bonjour Minecraft Madness!

amour, ANECDOTES, BaguetteCraft, Bonjour, couples, emotions, experiences, Exs, francais, françaises, France, Humour, madness, merde, meufs, Minecraft, oui, partage, Passion, putain, relations, Secrets, témoignages, VIE, vivre

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama happens! Share your exes (or your crushes) in real life and let the chaos unfold. We bring the drama of France right to your Minecraft screen – because why not, merde quoi putain! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayals, and maybe even a French revolution or two. Who needs boring old building when you can have a soap opera in Minecraft? Join now and let the drama begin!

Flagged for Diversity Minecraft Server

Ancestry, cultural diversity, cultural representation, demographic research, demographics, demographics analysis, Diversity, ethnic background, ethnic distribution, ethnicity, flag design, flag enthusiasts, flag posters, flag symbolism, flagged, heritage, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, national pride, population statistics, poster distribution, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2316	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like a melting pot of Minecraft enthusiasts from all corners of the world! We’ve got players from the North Pole building igloos, players from the Amazon rainforest swinging from vines, and even players from Atlantis building underwater castles! Join us for a truly global Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Martian or two!

Neuro’s Hive – Where Bees Rule and Chaos Reigns!

#youtube, ai, AI learning, BEES, Chaos, Clips, Educational, hive, LIA, LoRA, merch, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, phase connect, REIGNS, rule, twitch, twitter, vedal, VT, vtai, Vtuber, waifu

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crops Grown:	2886
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Pool Party Edition, where you can dive into a virtual world filled with AI madness and VTuber shenanigans.

Ever wondered who Neuro-sama is? She’s not just any AI, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to master the art of playing osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal gave her a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model, turning her into a VTuber extraordinaire. She’s here to entertain you with her quirky responses, wild rants, and even showcase her singing skills. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI overlord!

Check out our schedule for all the wacky events and streams happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for all the latest updates and craziness.

Want to learn more about AI but find it confusing? We’ve got you covered with educational videos and resources that will blow your mind. And if you’re feeling inspired to create your own AI like Neuro-sama, we’ve got tips and advice to get you started on your journey to AI domination.

But that’s not all! Dive into our merch store for some epic Neuro-sama swag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And don’t miss out on our Catbox archive for all the juicy details from past server events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI, VTubers, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even make friends with Lia from Phase Connect or uncover the mysteries of LoRA. It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops!