the figure Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Gals Only – No Boys Allowed!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Booty Bazaar: Where Minecraft meets sexy time (Dec 2022)

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	6699	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only time you’ll be getting lucky is when you find a rare diamond ore! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, perhaps?).

Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!

BaeldzCraft – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Dances

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, BaeldzCraft, Baelz, BaelzBrush, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, dances, DREAM CATCHER, forgotten at the daycare, Free chat, Geek Jack, getting started, hakos baelz, lies of p, LIMITED, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Official, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, PC case, Podcast, Previous Stream, Promise swag, Rats, rrat, rule, RxRxR, Season Box Arts., Streams Guide, Talent_ハコス・ベールズ, Twitter Spaces, UKICHUUNO, zodiac, ベーアート

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8772	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild adventure filled with DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE where you can build your dreams in 3D! Watch out for the NEW ORIGINALSRxRxR – they’re so original, they’ll blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of PAKU PAKU SEIBAI where the colors come alive in the Colour MV! And don’t forget to check out the NEW COVERSUKICHUUNO – they’ll have you laughing all day long!

Join us for some MIND CRAFT HOLO EN where the music never stops! Rock out to the tunes of Zodiac and Pandæmonium – they’ll have you dancing in your seat!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Originals and Covers galore! Plus, don’t miss out on our Podcast – it’s a real game-changer!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the fun never ends! Don’t miss out on the Merch – it’s so limited, you’ll regret it if you don’t grab some now!

Hurry up and join us for the adventure of a lifetime! See you in the game! 🎮🚀

Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.

Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!

Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1063	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8833	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	171	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

Average, Commitment, Communication, CONTENT, couple, CREEPERS, culture, family, FINNISH, Happy, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, MODERN, Nordic, Partnership, Perkele, relationship, Scandinavia, Stable, SuomiCraft, Traditional, Trust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Blocky Booty Bounty: ‘Saruei owes me sex’

blocky, BOOTY, boundary violations, Bounty, communication breakdown, consent matters, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, intimacy problems, long trail tag, owes, owes me sex, personal boundaries, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Saruei, sex, sexual favors, sexual tension, toxic behavior, trust issues, unmet expectations, unresolved debts, unresolved feelings

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Star Shards Collected:	86
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Reasons to join:

– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!

Insane stories:

– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Pixelated Anime Adventures

Adventures, Anime, Awareness, brown characters, character design, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, gaming industry, inclusion, japanese, Media, Minority, pixelated, Problematic, racial stereotypes, representation, representation matters, social justice, Stereotypes, video games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, STOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games and join our server instead!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with enchanted pickaxes that could mine blocks with just one hit. And that player became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our magical world of wonders.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens that can fly you to the highest mountains and the deepest caves. You can also battle zombie pigs riding on rainbow llamas while wearing a unicorn helmet that shoots fireworksSTOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games.