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Crafty Combat Crew

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

civil liberties, CREEPERS, Due Process, Ethics, Figure, HUMAN RIGHTS, incarceration, involuntary commitment, legal rights, Legal System, Medical Ethics, Medicine, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental healthcare, mental illness, patient rights, psychiatric abuse, psychiatric care, psychiatric evaluation, psychiatrists, PsychoCraft, Treatment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Potions Brewed:	123
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

Brightly, Dedication, Disappointment, dreams crushed, everyday, Frustration, goldstein, hard work, HOURS, INEQUALITY, Laughter, luxury, Mr, perseverance, RETIREMENT PLANS, Shine, ShineCraft, Shines, tfw, unappreciated, unfairness, wealth, Yacht

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	1532
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	54	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

Audiences, BPD, cleverly delivered, cousin, cousin relationship, Degenerate, fix her, fucked up, Fun, Lonely Men, Manipulation, nge, nuanced, Oreimo, OreimoCraft, psychological themes, psychological thriller, sexual degeneration, Subtle, taboo fetishization, Target, vicarious channeling

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	2519
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

Adventure, apart from pussy, Communication, Companionship, CraftyCats, creeper, DATING, emotional connection, experiences, friendship, fulfillment, Happiness, hugs, Intimacy, love, missing, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, Single life, social life, Support, Understanding, what am i actually missing out by not having a girlfriend

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!

Architecture, azerbaijan, Azerbaijanis, baku, caspiansea, Caucasus, CraftyCaucasus, cuisine, culture, Dance, Exploration, History, Hospitality, landscapes, Language, Minecrafters, Mountains, Music, people, silkroad, tourism, Traditions, travel, unite

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you’re a fan of Azerbaijan! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, if you build a house shaped like a teapot, a magical genie will appear and grant you three wishes! And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rarest pixelated flamingos that drop enchanted feathers when you defeat them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wonders of Azerbaijan in Minecraft!

Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure with Kobo Kanaeru, the local slutty bratty little Rain Shaman? Join us and let Kobo be your sun to shine your day, ehe~ ;D

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find karaoke nights like you’ve never seen before. Sing your heart out with Kobo and the gang as you belt out your favorite tunes in the virtual world.

And don’t forget about our original songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat. Kobo Kanaeru is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a whole experience that you won’t want to miss.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the Kobokerz fan club. Who knows, you might even become a meme with our legendary Kobobrok moments. Trust us, this server is like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Pixelated Quests: The Minecraft JRPG Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Character development, console, Dragon Quest, Exploration, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, Gaming, japanese, Jrpg, leveling up, Minecraft, Persona, pixelated, Quests, role playing, Server, Story-Driven, strategy, turn based combat, video game, xenoblade

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Crops Grown:	4358	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	824772

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a jrpg world! Imagine fighting off creeper dragons and skeleton knights while completing quests for quirky NPCs like a talking cow who gives you magical cheese for rewards.

Join our server and experience epic battles against bosses like the dreaded Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. And don’t forget about our custom enchants like the “Dabbing Diamond Sword” that makes your enemies cringe in defeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a humorous adventure that will have you laughing and facepalming at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

404 House Not Found

14k first year, 1750/month, 1k for municipal utilities, 2 car garage, 2000 square foot, 20k, 3.5% increase, 32k a year, 3k equity, 3k saved, 400K, 41k total, 4k for maintenance, 4k opportunity cost, back yard, buy a house, deduct 28k, equity building, financial investment, homeownership, House, pay 2.7k a month, Profitable, real estate, rentoids

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8980
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9906
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted loot and guarded by a dragon! But fear not, for our player defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Builder’s Guild, where players can showcase their building skills and compete in building challenges to win epic prizes like a unicorn mount or a rainbow sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible!