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Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1614
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

action, all time, best, BETRAYAL, Classics, crime, crime films, detective, Drama, films, gangster, heist, iconic, investigation, Mafia, Minecraft, murder, must watch, Mystery, organized crime, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Time, top rated

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Animals Bred:	106

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8316	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Super.MineRich.net

Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anime lover, Bonding, Char’s Counterattack, CUDDLE, double feature, dream date, FANTASY, futuristic, giant robots, Girlfriend, Japanese entertainment, Kamen Rider 555, Mecha, mecha anime, Minecraft, movie night, paradise lost, relationship goals, romance, Sci Fi, Server, tokusatsu

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	177	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	928	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

Aesthetic, chic, clothing, critique, design, Designer, fashion, fashion blogger, fashion influencer, fashionista, Leina’s new design, Leinas, Minecraft, MODERN, opinion, Outfit, personal style, review, smp, statement piece, Style, trendy, Unique, Wardrobe

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7589	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, blocky, brook, carrot, Chopper, comedy, franky, Manga, Minecraft, Mink Tribe, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, thousand sunny, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	219	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ores Mined:	9358	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and giant carrots. They rode a chopper made out of diamonds and carrots, soaring through the sky and battling evil mobs with their trusty carrot sword.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic carrot races, where you ride giant carrots through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Carrot Champion. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground carrot farm where you can grow your own magical carrots with special powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Chopper & Carrot today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Golden Carrot hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

Becky’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, Becky, Beckys, blocky, comfort food, culinary delight, Dark Meat, DELICIOUS, Dinner, dinner time, enjoying, Flavorful, foodie, guilty pleasure, indulgence, juicy, meal prep, mealtime, meat lover, Minecraft, satisfying, Savory, smp, succulent, Tasty

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6329
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and dark meat (not the chicken kind, if you catch our drift). Becky, our resident adventurer, stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mobs that make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of Steve riding a llama to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a villager trade, come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even enjoy some dark meat along the way. Just watch out for Becky – rumor has it she’s still hoarding all the diamonds for herself.

TimberCraft

Achievements, Build empire, buy items, Climb ranks, Custom Ranking System, Economy, exciting features, gambling, level system, minecraft server, Player Auctions, player interactions, progress, Rewards, sell items, Shop, Survival, Test luck, TimberCraft, Trade rare items, Ultimate Server, win big

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to TimberCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay:

1. Custom Ranking System – Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements.

2. Level System – Progress and unlock rewards as you play.

3. Shop – Buy and sell items to build your empire.

4. Gambling – Test your luck and win big!

5. Player Auctions – Trade rare items with other players.

TimberCraft.bestmc.fun

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, banana, blocky, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Gripping, Intriguing, Minecraft, mysterious author, Mystery, No. 928748360, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected ending, unknown author, xd

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through our epic custom-built spawn made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare flying pig soaring through the sky.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. XD