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CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	125	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magic Items Found:	4844	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3509
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1256	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

BedtimeCraft, Server, SleepyGut

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	104	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?