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Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, Donald J Trump, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, ptg, Rally, RALLY SOON, realdonaldtrump, RSBN, Rumble, Server, TeamTrump, THE FAILING NYTS, trump archive, Trump Rallies, Trump Spox, Trumps, TrumpWarRoom, truth social, Tucker Carlson Live Tour, whitehouse45

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Crafty Conundrums

funny pranks, funny work stories, industry inside jokes, industry jokes, industry pranks., industry slang, office humor, office jokes, office pranks, practical joke, practical jokes at work, professional humor, professional jokes, professionals, work humor, work jokes, work pranks, workplace humor, workplace pranks

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Emeralds Found:	8268	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

AquaticMc

AquaticMc, custom abilities, custom boss, custom classes, Custom Dungeons, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, custom skills, minecraft server, Roleplay, Survival, Survival RPG

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	246
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55

AquaticMc

Dive into a world of survival rpg server

What can you find?

– Custom items – Custom mobs – Custom abilities – Custom skills – Custom Classess – Custom dungeons – Custom boss – And more!

49.12.85.246:8041

CraftyTF2 – LOL Fortress

64 bit update, blog, Competitive News, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With /tf2g, Guide to Heavy, HUDs, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, lol, Mixes, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mines Excavated:	1350	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crops Grown:	3850

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, insane mods, and skins that will make your character look like a diamond-encrusted unicorn.

We’ve got trading posts that make the stock market look boring, stats that will make your head spin, and sprays that will make you question reality. Plus, our guide to Heavy is so intense, you’ll be lifting virtual weights in no time.

Compete in lobbies and mixes that will test your skills, join leagues that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro, and participate in events that will have you shouting “Creeper, oh man” at the top of your lungs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself addicted to the blocky madness that awaits you.

Crafty Californians: Where Creepers Fear to Tread! #WestCoastBestCoast

California, californians, corporate, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Data Protection, Decisions, fear, Global, headquarters, influence, International, Japan, jurisdiction, offices, pixiv, privacy policy, regulations, Residents, revision history, sony playstation, Technology, Tread, WestCoastBestCoast, world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Items Found:	8906
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BoomerCraft

aging process, back pain, empty nest syndrome, Experience, getting older, Glasses, grandchildren, gray hair, growing old gracefully, hearing loss, joint pain, Maturity, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior discounts, signs of aging, slower metabolism, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5164
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you starting to feel like your virtual blocks are turning gray and your pixelated pickaxe just isn’t swinging like it used to? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our enchanted potions of eternal youth!

Forget about creaky joints and failing memory, on our server you’ll be bouncing around like a baby ocelot in no time! Build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the fountain of youth hidden deep within our server’s mysterious caves.

Don’t let Father Time catch up to you – join our server and turn back the clock on your Minecraft adventures!

CraftUniverse BD

1.20, bd, bedrock, Community, CraftUniverse, Cross-Play, Economy, java, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4368

Welcome to CraftUniverse an excellent Minecraft server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join

mc.craftuniverse.top

DisabledCraft

assistance programs, Benefits, disabled veterans, DisabledCraft, dual benefits, eligibility, financial aid, financial assistance, financial resources., financial support, government assistance, income support, military disability, military service, neetbux, neetbux application, neetbux benefits, neetbux eligibility, neetbux requirements, social security, Veterans

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Emeralds Found:	1848
Divine Spears Created:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of just surviving in the real world and want to thrive in a virtual one instead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to become the ultimate neetbux millionaire in the blocky world.

Forget about military disability, on our server you can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a professional llama whisperer! Earn neetbux by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, leave reality behind and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join our server now and start stacking those neetbux like a boss!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs are a thing on our server!

But that’s not all, we have secret dungeons filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can conquer. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast!

Diamonds & Disappointments

arousal, awkward, body image, Boundaries, Communication, consent, desire, Disappointment, Expectation, FANTASY, Intimacy, orgasm, Performance, Pleasure, porn, Reality, stigma, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unrealistic

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Votes:	5178
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard, your pickaxe might just break from the vibrations? Well look no further, because our server is the most hilarious place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!

Baktinusantara.id

Active players, Baktinusantara, Bedwars, building, Community, Contests, Creative, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, Prizes, Safe Environment, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	589
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Massive open world to explore and build in creative or survival mode Active player community with over 10,000 members Custom plugins and mods for unique gameplay Minigames like Skywars, Bedwars, and more Regular events and contests with prizes Active staff team to ensure a safe, friendly environment

baktinusantaramc.jacktor.com:7061