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PapercutPocalypseMC

Accidents, Analysis, Cuts, data, declining, Decrease, health, historical, Humanity, Injuries, Paper, PapercutPocalypseMC, Papercuts, past, Prevention, RECORD, Safety, statistics, Suffering, trend, year over year

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

circular economy, eco-friendly, environmental innovation., green technology, innovative solutions, new process, plastic alternatives, plastic bags, plastic bottles, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic reduction, plastic repurposing, plastic waste, PlasticPurgeCraft, recycled plastics, recycling, sustainable technology, vaporizes plastic, waste management, yielding gases

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5872
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

1.21, active server, Builds, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Discord, friendly community, Fun, Join, left, Life, LifeSwipeSmp, looking for players, minecraft server, multiplayer, Players, real, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, smp, smp server, Survival, swipe, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

blocky, Climax, ejaculation, handjob, Haven, intimate moment, intimate touch, jizzing, Minecraft, orgasm, physical gratification, physical pleasure, Physical Release, physical response, physical sensation, Pleasure, Sensation, Server, sexual arousal, sexual climax, sexual experience, sexual pleasure, sexual release, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Broadcast, CraftyCrafter420, Entertainment, Events, Fox, Fox network, Fox programming, live events, mastermind, Minecraft, Network, programming, Schedule, schedule change, SmackDown, Smackdown on Fox, smp, sports, television, TV, wrestling, wrestling events, wrestling on TV, wwe

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!

ExSisterInLawRevenge Minecraft Server

ExSisterInLawRevenge, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5271	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no exes will be invited, especially not your brother’s ex who causes all sorts of trouble! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about unwanted guests. Plus, we have a special “no exes allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful gaming environment. So join now and leave the family drama behind!

StepSisBdayRuinedLOL

abandonment, bio family, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, dad’s side of the family, extended family, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, favoritism, gift giving, Grandparents, parental neglect, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, StepSisBdayRuinedLOL, stepsister, stepsister’s birthday

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of step-sibling rivalry, absentee parents, and birthday party drama that will make your head spin!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that truly understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but with creepers and diamond swords!

Imagine a world where your stepdad prioritizes his stepdaughter over you, where birthday gifts are given based on who shows up to family dinners, and where the drama never ends. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of crazy family dynamics to escape into? Let’s mine, build, and unleash our inner drama llamas together!

Minecraft SMP: NoobMagnet

Communication, complex individuals, Cultural differences, different personalities, diverse individuals, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Minecraft, NoobMagnet, people, personality types, Perspectives, Psychology, smp, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, societal norms, Understanding, unique characteristics

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	8365	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!

IceBreakerCraft

conversation starters, fun fact, fun ice breaker games, fun ice breaker ideas, fun ice breaker questions, getting to know you, ice breaker activities, ice breaker activities for adults, ice breaker games, ice breaker questions, ice breaker questions for groups, ice breaker questions for meetings, ice breaker questions for students, ice breaker questions for work, ice breakers, IceBreakerCraft, interesting facts, networking, personal trivia, socializing, Team Building

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	6031
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring ice breakers? Well, on our Minecraft server, the fun fact you can use is that you once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh until you cry. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret hidden treasure of the legendary Chicken King! So why wait? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SuspendCraft: No Legal Rep, No Play!

Brazil, Brazilian law, compliance, court order., Data Protection, digital rights, internet, judge, judicial decision, law enforcement, Legal, legal action, legal obligations, legal representative, Legal System, online platform, Platform, Play, privacy rights, refusal, Rep, SuspendCraft, suspends, Technology

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

so, like, this server is so lit that even brazilian judges are getting involved! they were like, “yo, you gotta name a legal rep or we gonna shut you down!” but we were like, “nah, we too cool for that, we don’t need no legal rep!” and they were like, “fine, we gonna suspend you then.” but guess what? we still up and running, cause we don’t play by the rules, we make our own rules! join us for the most epic minecraft adventures and be part of a server that even the law can’t touch!