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JumpManiac Minecraft SMP

agility, athlete, athletic performance, Athletics, Competition, coordination, determination, Difficulty, high jumping, jumping technique, JumpManiac, Minecraft, perseverance, Physical fitness, Practice, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, strength training, Technique, track and field, Training, vertical leap

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Potions Brewed:	139
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, high jumping is the ultimate challenge! We’ve installed anti-gravity mods that will have you bouncing around like a kangaroo on steroids. Can you reach the highest point in the sky without falling to your doom? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Jumping Jackalope, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic jumping contests. Rumor has it that whoever can out-jump the Jackalope will be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and bragging rights for life. Are you brave enough to take on this hair-raising challenge?

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly wild and wacky Minecraft experience? Come on in and test your jumping skills against gravity-defying obstacles and mythical creatures. Just remember, the sky’s the limit (literally) on our server!

Mom’sWeddingMC Server

d-slur, emotional boundaries, Emotional healing, family conflict, grunge style, immaturity, judgmental area, makeup, MomsWeddingMC, mother-daughter relationship, peer pressure, personal boundaries, pettiness, self esteem, self-care, Self-expression, Server, social isolation, teasing, teenage struggles, Tomboy, Wedding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental people in your area? Looking for a place where you can be yourself without fear of being called names? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where you can express your true self. Whether you’re a grunge tomboy or a makeup enthusiast who loves to chant “I am a flower” in front of the mirror, you’ll find a welcoming community of players who accept you for who you are.

And hey, if your mom threatens to spill your secrets, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. No wedding attendance required here! So come on over and let your creativity run wild in a world where being yourself is celebrated. Join now and leave the petty drama behind!

SplitCraftInheritance

children, commercial property, contract, DEBT, Decision making, disagreement, family, House, Husbands, Inheritance, inheritance tax, Japan, Land, life insurance, Property, remarriage, Siblings, SplitCraftInheritance, TAXES, Tension, Will

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where inheritance disputes involve building castles and mining for diamonds!

Join us on this server where you can experience the thrill of splitting properties and arguing over who gets what in a virtual world. Build your dream house and fight off virtual siblings for your rightful share of the land.

Forget about real-life taxes and complications, on our server, you can use life insurance to cover all your inheritance tax needs. No need to worry about remarriage and potential new spouses trying to claim your property – unless, of course, they’re also playing on the server!

So, if you’re looking for a hilarious and absurd take on family drama and inheritance disputes, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew splitting properties could be so much fun?

RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisEver

bad choices, Decision making, decision regrets, error in judgement, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, learning from failure, life lessons, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming mistakes, personal growth, poor judgement, regret, RegretCraft, self improvement, self reflection, smp, worst decision, WorstDecisEver, wrong choices

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Votes:	3350	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4989	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Joining this Minecraft SMP is definitely not the worst decision you’ll ever make, unless you count the time I accidentally built a house out of TNT and blew it up thinking it was a firework show. But hey, who needs a house when you can respawn, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin turned into a giant chicken and started terrorizing the villagers. Or the time we all decided to have a dance party on top of the Ender Dragon’s lair. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the Macarena while dodging fireballs.

So come join us and be part of the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve or accidentally start a sheep rebellion. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times I’ve fallen into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyWisdom

advice, BlockyWisdom, Continuous Improvement, Experience, Gratitude, growth mindset., inspiration, knowledge, learning, life lessons, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, positivity, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	4667	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

Forget about boring life lessons, on our server, you’ll learn valuable skills like how to tame a herd of exploding llamas, how to ride a pig into battle, and how to survive a zombie apocalypse armed only with a carrot. Who needs boring old wisdom when you can have a blast blowing up creepers with TNT cannons and building giant statues of your favorite memes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

CraftyPutinMC Server

arrest obligation, Arrest warrant, CraftyPutinMC, criminal charges, diplomatic pressure, EU, european union, extradition, global justice, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, international law, international relations, Justice, legal obligations, mongolia, political leaders, putin, russia, Server, Vladimir Putin, War Crimes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	12

hey u, yea u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da EU is remindin Mongolia to arrest Putin under some crazy ICC warrant. yea u heard dat right, we got world leaders gettin in on da action on dis server. so if u wanna be part of da madness, join now and help us take down Putin while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers. dis server is da bomb, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make history together!

GazaCraft: Hostage Havoc & Ceasefire Fun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, Havoc, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, peace talks, Politics, united states, world news

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3

haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got zombies dat do the macarena and creepers dat tell knock knock jokes. our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds u and our pigs can fly cuz they got jetpacks. we even got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is more lit than a lava pit at sunset. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a giant chicken, but dat’s just part of da adventure, amirite?

What is the IP for LALIGA EA SPORTS Minecraft Server?

Abde, Fede Valverde, Fornals, highlights, Highlights Real Madrid – Real Betis, la liga, laliga, laliga easports, LALIGA Resumen, Liga, mbappe, Minecraft, Real Betis, real madrid, Real Madrid – Real Betis highlights, Real Madrid – Real Betis resumen, Real Madrid 2 – 0 Real Betis resumen, Real Madrid Real Betis, resumen, Resumen LALIGA, Resumen Real Betis, resumen real madrid, Resumen Real Madrid – Real Betis, Server, sports, Vini Jr

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

LALIGA EA SPORTS is a video game franchise developed and published by Electronic Arts. The series focuses on the Spanish football league, La Liga, featuring authentic teams, players, and stadiums. Players can compete in various game modes such as Career Mode, Ultimate Team, and Online Seasons. LALIGA EA SPORTS offers a realistic football experience with stunning graphics and immersive gameplay.

Dream Valley SMP: Where even the cows are wearing sunglasses!

1.21, Adults, Cows, custom mod pack, Discord, dream, Grinding, Minecraft, Modded, smp, sunglasses, Valley, voice mod, wearing, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Farms Harvested:	519
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Custom Mod Pack	Yes
Voice Mod	Yes
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and open a ticket to get whitelisted.

Q: What mods are included in the custom mod pack?

A: The mod pack includes various mods that enhance gameplay and add new features to the game.

Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

A: We recommend using the mods from our custom mod pack to ensure compatibility and stability on the server.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?

A: We currently have space for more players, but we may limit the number in the future to maintain server performance.

Q: Are there any server rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP may be enabled in certain areas of the server, but overall our focus is on cooperative gameplay and building a community.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the server rules.

FrenchFilter Minecraft Server

anglos, architectural beauty, Beautiful architecture, Chinese, Cultural differences, Cultural preservation, cultural regulations, cultural tensions, Diversity, ethnic discrimination, european architecture, exclusion, French language laws, FrenchFilter, Indians, language filters, language policies, language restrictions, linguistic rules, Minecraft, seethe, Server, strict laws

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4671
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft server with Indians and Chinese players who just don’t understand the beauty of strict French language laws? Look no further! Our server filters out all non-French speakers, so you can enjoy the exquisite European architecture in peace.

But that’s not all! Joining our server will make anglos seethe with jealousy as they watch from afar, unable to experience the sheer elegance and sophistication of our exclusive community. So come on in and bask in the glory of our French-speaking paradise! Vive la France! 🇫🇷🥖🥐