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Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Towns Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crops Grown:	5164	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Emeralds Found:	880
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6902

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Pixelated Booty Calls

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re greeted by a mysterious girl who claims to be the ruler of the server. Who is she? No one knows, but she’s got some serious skills when it comes to building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join our server for the chance to embark on wild adventures with the girl pic rel and her band of misfit players. Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans the girl pic rel has in store for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

Blockheads Gone Wild

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant monument made entirely of cheese blocks. We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic dance battles with other players using only emotes and dance moves. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for days.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just watch out for the zombie bouncers!

So why are we like this? Because we believe that Minecraft should be a place where you can let your imagination run wild and have the craziest adventures possible. So come join us and see just how wild things can get!

Pixelated Pals: ‘>be picrel’ Minecraft Madness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Mines Excavated:	4699
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have total war games that nobody cares about, the best horror game ever made (seriously, people have peed their pants playing it), and we even have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server (true story, they’re the real bosses). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Queenless Russians Minecraft Server – Where chaos reigns and the queen is MIA!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Magic Items Found:	8355
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4428
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of your queen being detrannified by those pesky Russians? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to retrannify your queen and get her back on the throne where she belongs. Build giant monuments in her honor, battle Russian spies in epic PvP battles, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving llamas and diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and save your queen from the clutches of those dastardly Russians!

Crafty Nukes – Minecraft Fallout Frenzy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is TOTAL NCR DEATH edition! Join us for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft where you’ll encounter mutated creatures, radioactive zones, and maybe even a few Deathclaws.

But wait, there’s more! We have resources from Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Build your own Vault, explore abandoned buildings, and fight off raiders in this post-apocalyptic world.

Join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world gone mad. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden bunker filled with treasure or encounter a friendly Super Mutant looking for a buddy to play Minecraft with. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Crafty Asians: Where femininity meets blocky adventures!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Star Shards Collected:	89	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fabulous than a K-pop concert? Look no further, because our server is so full of Asian guys, you’ll forget you’re not dating a woman! These guys are so feminine, you’ll be questioning your own gender identity. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and masculinity.

Blocky Boobies & Creepers: Where’s the BBC Thread?

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper (they’ve got some killer moves).

We have unicorns roaming the land, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs the BBC when you’ve got us to entertain you with our wacky antics?