the epitiru Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ores Mined:	3092
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	158	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	154	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	7885	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
New Chunks Explored:	846459	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!