The Epic Showdown Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SwarthyCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Ancient, Appearance, children, Cultural, fat, Fruitful, Hippocrates, historical, Interpretation, lean, Meaning, Minecraft, phlegmatic, Relaxed, Sarmatians, Server, short, slaves, swarthy, SwarthyCraft, Temperament, Women

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
New Chunks Explored:	896568	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form?

CraftyAF Minecraft SMP

CraftyAF, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	942713	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a house out of TNT and somehow managed to survive the explosion – now that’s dedication! And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament in the sky.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you in stitches from laughing so hard, then come join us! Just beware of the prankster who likes to replace all your diamond blocks with obsidian – trust us, it’s all in good fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

ToiletBlocker Minecraft Server

administrative corridor, bowel issues, Code, Colleague, data security, Gatekeeping, Hospital, hospital policy, key code, laxatives, Lock, medical secretary, Minecraft, Panic Button, privacy, Server, staff access, stink, TOILET, ToiletBlocker, Unpleasant, work environment

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a hospital corridor with a secret toilet code? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of keeping unwanted players out with key code locks and bells.

Imagine the drama of denying access to a fellow player who desperately needs to use the toilet because of their explosive bowel issues. Will you be the hero who stands up for privacy and fresh air, or the villain who locks the bathroom door on a poor soul in need?

With data security policies stricter than a hospital’s, you’ll never have to worry about unauthorized players sneaking into your virtual space. Join now and experience the ultimate blend of exclusivity, drama, and bathroom-related shenanigans!

WingWaster2021

Assertiveness, chicken wings, child behavior, Communication, Conflict, dinner party, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, family dinner, family dynamics, food etiquette, food waste, Manners, parenting, peer pressure, social expectations, social norms, table manners, wasteful behavior, WingWaster2021

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chicken wing warrior? Look no further than our server! We promise not to waste any chicken wings, unlike some people we know cough that 10-year-old girl cough. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and most importantly, a strict policy against wasting perfectly good chicken wings! Plus, we have a zero tolerance policy for parents who can’t grow a pair and stand up to their children. So come join us and let’s show those uneaten wings who’s boss!

BoomerCraft SMP

aging, BoomerCraft, career advancement, Chronic illness, emotional well being, family relationships, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Longevity, mental health, Physical fitness, resilience, retirement planning, self-care, smp, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2176
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Votes:	508
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers filled with kids and teenagers? Join our exclusive SMP for people in their 40s and up!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – did you know that as you get older, your Minecraft building skills actually improve? It’s like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, we have a secret potion in our server that reverses aging effects in real life. So join us and stay forever young in both Minecraft and the real world!

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of elderly ninja villagers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP for the ultimate Minecraft experience for seasoned players. Age is just a number, but in our server, it’s the key to unlocking epic adventures and endless fun!

BlockCrackAddict

addiction, BlockCrackAddict, compulsion, Compulsive, Consuming, craving, dependency, destructive, habits, insatiable, Irresistible, Need, never quit, Obsession, OVERWHELMING, PERSISTENT, RELENTLESS, Unbreakable, uncontrollable, urge

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where the addiction never ends!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so addicting, even Herobrine can’t stay away!

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your real life may suffer as you spend hours perfecting your redstone contraptions and battling mobs with your trusty enchanted sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction for building, exploring, and surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Just remember to take breaks to eat and sleep, or else you may turn into a blocky zombie yourself!

UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, energy infrastructure, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, political tension, power grid, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneWars, War

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	8104	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES LIKE UKRAINE BUT WE USE EM TO PROTECT OUR ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE GOT A WHOLE TEAM OF DRONE PILOTS READY TO BATTLE IT OUT IN THE SKY. COME JOIN US AND FLY HIGH LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE PILOT, BUT WITHOUT THE POLITICAL TENSION. LET’S PROTECT OUR BLOCKY ENERGY SUPPLY TOGETHER, ONE EXPLOSION AT A TIME.

HostageHavocMC

activism, Community, death, demonstration, General strike, Grief, HostageHavocMC, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, labor rights, MONDAY, mourning, protest, social justice, solidarity, solidarity rally, Tragedy, violence, workers’ rights

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

join dis epic minecraft server cuz it be so lit, it be like a party in a creeper’s den, but without da explosions (hopefully). we got pigs flyin’ around, chickens doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamonds for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. another player built a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back, with a pit stop at a lava hot tub.

we also have epic pvp battles where players ride on llamas armed with diamond swords, and the winner gets a crown made of emeralds.

so come join us on dis server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but we’ll ban ’em faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”). let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Techy Plays Minecraft Server?

#funnyroblox, bloxfruits, BOYS vs GIRLS in Roblox Rivals…, BROOKHAVEN, brookhavenrp, Cash, crazy fan girl, CRAZY FAN GIRLS, flamingo, ibella, Kreekcraft, Minecraft, my crazy fan girls, Nico, peter roblox, PLAYS, rektway, roblox, Server, techy, techyblox

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8508
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6694	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Techy Plays is a popular content creator known for their gaming videos and tutorials on YouTube. With a focus on technology and gaming, Techy Plays has gained a loyal following for their in-depth reviews, gameplay commentary, and tech tips. With a passion for all things tech-related, Techy Plays continues to inspire and entertain viewers with their engaging content.

Bat out of Vanilla: Moonbat 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bat, Creative, DDNS, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magic Items Found:	6899	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, No-griefing Survival SMP, Griefing allowed SMP
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are the SMP maps reset?	No, both SMP maps won’t reset so your progress is safe.
Do you run player events?	Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.
How often do you update the server?	We actively update and maintain the server to ensure a smooth gaming experience.