join dis server for the most epic adventure of ur lyfe!!! we got dragons dat poop out diamonds and unicorns dat fart rainbows!!! u can build a house made of chocolate and ride a pig into battle against evil zombies!!!
we got a secret underground city where u can trade with aliens and learn how to speak in dolphin language!!! our staff is made up of magical fairies and talking trees who will grant u wishes and protect u from griefers!!!
so join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe!!! remember, “all’s well that ends well,” so come join us and let the ends justify the means!!!