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No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Potions Brewed:	178	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

LDRcraft SMP: Love Blocks & Lag

blocks, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Distance, emotional bond, Intimacy, Lag, LDRcraft, long distance relationships, love, loyalty, patience, perseverance, smp, Support, Technology, time difference, Trust, Understanding, virtual dates., visits

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	2375

Are you tired of being separated from your Minecraft bae by thousands of blocks? Join our SMP and build a virtual love nest together! With our magical server connection, you’ll never have to worry about lag ruining your romantic moments again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by the tears of creepers who couldn’t handle the love vibes. So come join us and keep the spark alive in your long distance relationship, one block at a time!

HighSchoolHavocMC

adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit display, explicit material, graphic, high school, HighSchoolHavocMC, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, indecent behavior, mature content, mature themes, NSFW, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., teenage antics

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Votes:	3687
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll see things that will make your high school experience look like a snooze fest! From explosive creeper pranks to scandalous sheep love triangles, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join us if you dare for a wild ride that will make your high school memories seem like child’s play. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or scarred for life, we promise)!

QuadMurderReTrial Minecraft Server

1966 quadruple murder, 88-year-old man, acquittal, court decision, criminal case, criminal justice, death sentence, Decades, elderly defendant, exoneration, high profile case, innocence proven, Japanese court, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, overturned verdict, QuadMurderReTrial, retrial, Server, wrongful conviction

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
New Chunks Explored:	785936	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than this 88-year-old man who got acquitted after being sentenced to DEATH for a quadruple murder case from 1966!

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics!

Join us for the wackiest adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine! Plus, we got a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make you RICH beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will make this court case look like child’s play!

BlockySamurai46

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Votes:	6542
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

OMG u guys, have u heard about this Japanese dude who was like on death row for 46 YEARS and then got acquitted??? imagine being in prison for that long and then finally being like SIKE I’M OUTTA HERE. that’s some crazy stuff, right?

anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).

if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.

so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPotty Panic Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.

join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?

plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.

so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!

Life Craft Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Craft, Curiosity, Existence, family, Friends, fulfillment, growth, IMPORTANCE, Jobs, learning, Life, Meaning, Memories, Minecraft, mortality, perspective, purpose, purposeful living, Reality, Seed, Server, Universe

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ponder the deep questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us as we explore the meaning of existence while mining for diamonds and creating pixelated masterpieces. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect in our world?

Forget about spreading your seed, on our server you can plant virtual crops and watch them grow without any real-life responsibilities. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with (literally, because you can’t physically touch them).

And as for the question of whether anything we do matters in the grand scale of the universe, well, on our server, your creations will be immortalized forever in the digital realm. Take that, existential crisis!

So why wake up and do it all every day? Because on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with laughter, fun, and the occasional accidental TNT explosion. Join us now and discover the true meaning of life… in Minecraft!

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

$2.7 billion, achievement, billion, compensation, Dedication, Effort, Employee, GOOGLE, hard work, laziness, Minecraft, motivation, paid, Potential, productivity, Quitting, rehire, smp, success, success mindset, upward mobility, value creation, work ethic

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!

SMPNoobMistakes – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, compassion, Empathy, Experience, growth, Hardship, introspection, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, perspective, resilience, Self Discovery, smp, SMPNoobMistakes, Struggle, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Have you ever tried to build a house in Minecraft, only to have a creeper blow it up right before you finish? Or maybe you’ve spent hours mining for diamonds, only to fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and make it part of the fun!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From secret underground bases to epic battles with giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or challenge your friends to a build-off using only pink wool and TNT? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never want to play on a boring old vanilla server again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCraftyMorningScent

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Do you know what’s better than the smell of freshly baked cookies in the morning? The smell of success on our Minecraft server! Join us and wake up to the sweet aroma of victory as you conquer new lands, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Trust us, your nostrils will thank you for it!