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The Drunken Hoof

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Explore, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, New server, Server, Survival, The Drunken Hoof, Vanilla, work in progress

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7830	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	New Chunks Explored:	526041

“Welcome to our new server! It’s a work in progress, but feel free to join and explore with us!” we will be adding a lot more

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OMG you won’t believe what happened when I logged onto THE BEST Minecraft server this morning! I spawned in a giant pancake kingdom where the pigs were actually bacon and the chickens laid chocolate eggs! I had the most epic breakfast ever, complete with diamond syrup and creeper juice! It was so insane, I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming!

Join THE BEST Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most delicious breakfasts of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Space Cadets: The Legend of the Overrated Sci-Fi Server

Analysis, Anime, AnimeBegone, Cadets, critique, Entertainment, fictional, genre, legend, opinion, Overrated, pixelated, Science, science fiction, Scifi, Server, Smart, Space, Tryhard

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	4221
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	4680
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Welcome to the Legend of the Overrated Science Fiction Anime Minecraft server! Are you tired of all those tryhard servers that think they’re so smart? Well, look no further because we are here to bring you the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Join us on this server and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders. Build a castle made entirely out of diamonds, ride a unicorn into battle, and fight off an army of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary dancing chicken that grants wishes to those who can out-dance it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the Legend of the Overrated Science Fiction Anime Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember, begone with this tryhard shit, it’s not as smart as you think it is.

Crafty Crew: The Remix

anthropology, civics, Community, Crafty, CREW, culture, current events, economics, education, geography, Global Issues, Government, History, learning, new edition, Politics, remix, School, social studies, socials, society, Sociology, textbook

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Magic Items Found:	7059	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crops Grown:	2358	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where socializing is taken to a whole new level!

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can FLY around like a majestic UNICORN and shoot RAINBOWS out of your hands!

Join us for our weekly DANCE PARTIES where the blocks come to life and start busting out some sick moves. And don’t forget about our PETTING ZOO where you can cuddle with adorable CREEPERS and ENDER DRAGONS!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can even SWIM in a pool of DIAMONDS and ride on a GIANT CHICKEN through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BritsCraft

advice, Beliefs, Brit, BritsCraft, Community, culture, discussion, Edition, FAITH, guidance, Jewish, leadership, learning, Mentorship, Rabbi, Religion, spirituality, Support, Teachings, tradition, wisdom

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most enlightening gameplay ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and sought advice from a wise rabbit named Rabbi. The Rabbi gave them the most epic advice on how to build the most legendary castle in all of Minecraft. And guess what? That player’s castle became so awesome that it was featured in Minecraft Monthly magazine!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in dance parties with pigs and llamas, go on treasure hunts with parrots, and even ride on the backs of dragons!

So come join us on this magical Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MemeCraft: VShojo+ Edition

bunny suit, Civil, collab, comfy, debut, Edition, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hime, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, Memecraft, Michimochi, mochi, Mouse, train conductor, vshojo, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with vtubers and VShojo madness? Join us for the DOUBLE DEBUT DAY Edition where Michimochi is making her grand entrance TODAY! Rumor has it, she’s bringing a pet dragon and a disco ball made of diamonds. And if that’s not enough, Zen is debuting in a bunny suit mixed with a train conductor outfit. It’s like a party in a parallel universe!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with apricots, geegas, and even a genius henya who can build a castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. Plus, we have a magical hajime, a rockstar kson, and a mischievous mata who can summon lightning with a flick of their wand. And let’s not forget about projektmelody who can turn a creeper into a friendly pet in seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, every day is a party!

Blocky Banter: DMC Edition

Backlash, banter, blocky, Censorship, Community, controversy, critique, devil may cry, discussion, Dmc, Edition, fanbase, filter, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet culture, online forums, Opinions, popular media, series, social media, V, video games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and diamond rain showers!

Our server is so epic that even the legendary Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted building pixel art of his favorite memes and challenging players to parkour races across the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs for the chance to win rare enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden unicorn stable where you can ride into battle on a majestic rainbow steed.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

SmallCraft: Where Everything’s No Big Deal!

big, border control, border crisis, border defense, border enforcement, border integrity, border management, border patrol, border protection, border protection measures, border safety, border security, border sovereignty, border surveillance, border wall, Deal, Everythings, homeland security, immigration control, Immigration Policy, national security, no big deal, secure border, SmallCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take border security to a whole new level! 🚧🚨

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of defending against zombie invasions, creepers trying to sneak in, and even the occasional Ender Dragon trying to cross the border! 😱🐉

But don’t worry, we’ve got THE BEST security measures in place, including lava moats, TNT traps, and a team of highly trained llamas ready to spit on any intruders. 🦙💥

So if you’re looking for a server that takes border security VERY SERIOUSLY (but also knows how to have a good time), then come join us for some epic adventures and INSANE battles! 🎮🔥

Remember, on this server, it’s NO. BIG. DEAL. We’ve got it all under control. 😉🌟

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLZ

aventurine, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, drip marketing, Gacha game, general, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, jingliu, Light Cone Banners, lolz, Luka, Lynx, mobile game, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Serval, star, star rail, Thread Template, Trailer

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ores Mined:	4596
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your eyes on! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us on this server for a chance to embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce creatures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret dungeons filled with LEGENDARY loot that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a famous Minecraft player who roams the land, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a duel. Will you be brave enough to take on this spectral foe?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you!

CreepyCraft: Where Every Chat Ends in a Plot Twist

Chat, creepycraft, ends, Plot, Twist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2072
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where every player you meet turns out to be a secret agent! 🕵️‍♂️🤯 Join us for a chance to team up with James Bond, Jason Bourne, and even Austin Powers himself as you embark on thrilling missions and epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where you can ride REAL unicorns and battle evil villains like Dr. Evil and Thanos. 🦄💥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most TOP SECRET Minecraft community on the internet! 😉🔥

ToiletCraft: Where Shit Gets Real

bathroom, EMBARRASSING, Foreskin, gap, glitches, hygiene, mandatory piss, mishap, no toilet paper, pants, Poop, Prepare, real, Seat, Shit, Sitting, Stream, TOILET, ToiletCraft, underneath, wipe, worst experience

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchantments Applied:	77	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Votes:	8239

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a stream shooting upwards and hitting your pants while sitting on the toilet!

Join us for mandatory piss first events where you never know what glitchy surprises await, like your foreskin glitching out in the most unexpected ways.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of poop to go around and keep you entertained. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like running out of toilet paper when you least expect it.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a toilet experience gone wrong, join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await!