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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1799 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4421 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 5200 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 5089 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!