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GetOffMyLawnCraft

adult children, Boundaries, Communication, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, generational differences, GetOffMyLawnCraft, grandchildren, home etiquette, Hosting, parenting, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, setting limits, visits, work-life balance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7437
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the personal space you crave? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of having family constantly invading your space, so we promise to keep them out of your virtual world.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of family gatherings and build your own virtual paradise. No more interruptions from grandkids asking for snacks or sons bringing their girlfriends over unannounced. On our server, you are the master of your domain.

So come join us and experience the freedom of building and exploring without any unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens health

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	186
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	92188

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyCashLand

Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthiness

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ores Mined:	8094
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Towns Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Attack, China, Condemnation, diplomatic protest, diplomatic tensions, Fishermen, foreign policy, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, Minecraft, naval aggression, peaceful resolution, Philippines, PinoyCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, Vietnam

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	7810
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict, controversy, CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, Statements, Tensions, world news

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!

CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

acute lymphoblastic leukaemia, cancer treatment, cell therapy, CellCraft, complete remission, cutting-edge therapy, DOCTORS, experimental treatment, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Leukemia, leukemia treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Patients, Remission, Saviors, Singapore, Singapore healthcare, Singapore medical professionals, T Cell, treatment-resistant

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	251991	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is so lit, it’s like a doctor’s miracle cure for leukaemia! We got that new cell therapy that will save you from boring old servers that ain’t got no game. Just like those 16 patients who went into complete remission, you’ll be cured of your boring Minecraft blues within a month of joining. So come on, join us and let’s cure that gaming ailment together!

⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

Auctions, Clans, classic, costumes, creativity, DONAT currency, Donations, Duels, Economy, effects, Events, Fly, FOREIGNER SERVER, Free Donations, FREE RANDOM DONATIONS, Funny and friendly players, Gadgets, Griefing, Large Online, Large private areas, Naruto, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, rubies, Russian, Survival, Unique warp system, Vanilla, Weddings, Without any lags, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

✅ SURVIVAL

✅ RUBIES

✅ FREE RANDOM DONATIONS / FREE

✅ FOREIGNER SERVER

✅ Hello! We, as server professionals, thought it would be better if we used this information for Minecraft. We are from other other countries. Germany, Türkiye and Japan this means you will see something unusual, something different from others. With all the information, experiences of other countries. We wish you a pleasant game.

✅ Without any lags, griefing, creativity

⭐ Survival on cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]

⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!

⭐ Duels with bets and unique sets of items – /duel

⭐ Quests, auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!

⭐ Pets, gadgets, effects, costumes – will make you stand out from the crowd and entertain you!

⭐ No creativity – no donation trash

⭐ No griefing, your building will not be broken

⭐ A large number of works

⭐ Unique warp system for players!

⭐ We give out DONAT currency for top 1 in statistics!

⭐ No lags on weak PCs

⭐ Funny and friendly players

⭐ Your own PVP arena for those who like to fight and find out who is stronger!

noobland.fun

Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦

#youtube, Angry, baked, Ban, Community, Discord, Engage, Friends, HOURS, invite, Join, Launch, Minecraft, Pace, Play, Season, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, Staff, Suggestions, Vanilla, Week

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ores Mined:	5127	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Nethershore SMP
Nethershore is a community-based semi-vanilla casual Minecraft server that launched in February 2022. We are about to launch our sixth season this Sunday, 29th September and we want YOU to join us!

Overview:

Engage with our small community and make some friends – we have had members in many time zones every season so there will always be someone to talk to
Get help from the staff quickly and efficiently – we’ll always take suggestions members have and most likely implement them
Play Minecraft at your pace – we won’t get angry or ban you if you’re not on a certain number of hours a week

Direct Message the accounts toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord to get an invite!!

https://youtu.be/-pdV46J82NE?si=Jv6-ClGqwB5dRpBL

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by sending a Direct Message to toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly community atmosphere. Rules will be provided once you join the server.
Can I play on the server at any time?	Yes, you can play at any time that is convenient for you. There are members from different time zones, so there will always be someone online to play with.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	While there is no strict age restriction, we recommend that players be mature and respectful towards others on the server.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, Hidden Secrets, intriguing narrative, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 203074622, novel, Party, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

Party Animal Minecraft SMP

2015, alcohol, animal, black guy, chilling, Friends, gun, Gun Violence, hanging out, highschool party, illegal activities, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parents, Parties, Party, partying, Reminiscing, smp, teenagers, turning 16, underage drinking, Weed

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!