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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8565 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where working out your glutes is a top priority! Join us for Gluten Day and watch your pixelated posterior grow like never before. Our workouts are so effective, even creepers will be mirin’ your gains.
But beware, not everyone can keep up with the pace of our glute-building exercises. Just like in real life, some players may be college athlete level while others are still learning how to jump over a block. Don’t let that stop you from joining in on the fun!
And if you encounter any drama with your fellow players, just remember that sometimes the problem isn’t you – it’s just the way the blocks fall. So come on over to our server and let’s squat, lunge, and pixelate our way to booty gains together. Who knows, you might even make a new workout buddy who matches your pace perfectly. Just watch out for any sibling squabbles over who’s the real glute master!
