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GuitarCrafters Minecraft: Where we shred on both axes and blocks!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	686792	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crops Grown:	3140
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of your Minecraft world sounding like a broken record? Well, look no further because our server has perfected the art of dialing in a guitar tone… in Minecraft! Join us and rock out with your block out as you shred through the pixelated landscape with the sickest guitar tones you’ve ever heard. Trust us, your ears will thank you for joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come jam with us and let the music of Minecraft fill your soul with joy and rockin’ vibes!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

acceptance, anti-semitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, civil rights, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, ENEMY, hate crimes, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, marginalized communities, minority groups, Multiculturalism, prejudice, racism, real, Social Issues, tolerance, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with browns and jews in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Our server is like a magical land where browns and jews don’t exist, only blocks and diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. So why waste time dealing with real-life drama when you can join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and leave the browns and jews behind!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, fear, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, Higurashi Kai, In-game Events, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, MEETUPS, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, Tread, xivg, Zalera Goblet

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4421
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our server is so lit, we even have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now! Fight dragons, cast spells, and save the realm from evil alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters! 🔥

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test! Explore new lands, meet new players, and conquer new challenges in a whole new world! 🌍

⚔️ Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Fight for glory, honor, and the ultimate bragging rights! ⚔️

🏰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Look no further! Our server has everything you need to thrive and conquer the Minecraft world! 🏰

🎉 Don’t miss out on our crazy meetups! From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK meetups to spooky club gatherings, there’s always something fun happening on our server! 🎉

🔮 And who could forget the legendary Orbonne Monastery MINE Run? Join the Crystal Party Finder and embark on a quest like no other! 🔮

🤣 Last time on /xivg/: Who knows what shenanigans went down? Join our server and create your own hilarious stories to share with the world! 🤣

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Who knows what epic tales you’ll have to tell after your time on Dawntrail! 🌌🎮

Creepers and Misanthropes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	1343
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Do you hate people more than creepers hate cats? Do you want to escape the real world and live in a land where you can build giant statues of yourself without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to interact with another living soul!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine couldn’t get in if he tried. We have secret underground bases filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Plus, if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than you think.

GEMS are for Villagers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gems you find are in the mines? Well, get ready for Season 2 of our server where GEMS are for getting your groove on! That’s right, we’ve got disco balls, dance floors, and even a DJ booth where you can show off your sick moves. So why wait? Join now and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or 2022, whatever floats your boat)!

Pixel Pimps & Creeper Chicks: Where First Dates Get Explosive!

Boundaries, chicks, consent, creeper, customs, Dates.., dating culture, Expectations, explosive, first date, Gender Roles, global perspectives, Intimacy, luxury, materialism, personal values, pimps, PIXEL, relationships, rolex, social norms, societal pressure, status symbol, Stereotypes, Traditions, wealth

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Villages Defended:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mines Excavated:	2492	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of striking out with the ladies because you don’t have a fancy watch? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all the girls will be throwing themselves at you if you wear a Rolex in-game! That’s right, forget about charm and personality, all you need is a virtual timepiece to win over the ladies.

Join our server and watch as the virtual babes flock to you like moths to a flame. Who needs to actually talk to someone when you can just flash your Rolex and have them falling at your virtual feet? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to live out your wildest Rolex-wearing fantasies in Minecraft!

CraftyZombieLand: Where we debate if ‘The Last of Us’ is art or just a bunch of blocks

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge in a post-apocalyptic world where zombies roam the land and players must scavenge for resources to survive.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to fend off hordes of the undead, but you’ll also have to navigate through treacherous terrain filled with deadly traps and hidden secrets. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and powerful weapons waiting to be discovered.

So, if you’re up for a thrilling adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. Remember, only the strongest and bravest players will make it out alive!

DreamCraft: Where Nightmares Come to Play!

anxiety, confusion, coping strategies, Darkness, Disturbing, DreamCraft, dreams, fear, going on, Haunting, insomnia, mental health, Nightmares, Play, Psychological, Sleep, sleep paralysis, subconscious, surreal, Terror, Therapy, WTF

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Potions Brewed:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old dreams where you’re just flying or falling? Join our Minecraft server and experience nightmares every time you sleep! We’ve got creepy crawlies, spooky specters, and terrifying monsters lurking around every corner. Who needs a good night’s rest when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in your dreams? Join now and never have a peaceful night again!

Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Edens Zero Edition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with exploding rainbow creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Crafty Naughty Mine: Where Naughty Feels Nice!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crops Grown:	9469
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, come join us on our server where being naughty feels oh so nice!

Join us and experience the thrill of stealing from your fellow players, griefing their builds, and causing chaos wherever you go. Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun at all costs.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where you can unleash your inner prankster and drive your friends crazy with hilarious tricks and traps. Or how about our “Chaos Hour” where the entire server descends into madness and pandemonium for one hour every week?

So why play by the rules when you can join us and embrace your naughty side? Come see why feeling naughty feels so nice on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!