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9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4599	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	6875
Farms Harvested:	701	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	7842	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	4424
Endless Night Skies:	1	Runes Activated:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Emeralds Found:	8269
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crops Grown:	7871
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Towns Built:	2	Votes:	6077

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3646	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!