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CraftyTraumaNoDrama

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in full disclosure of personal trauma from day one! Join us and vent all your problems to your fellow players, because honesty is the best policy, right?

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, on our server, the real challenge is opening up about your deepest, darkest secrets. And if you don’t spill the beans right away, be prepared to be judged for not being as committed to the relationship as your fellow players.

But beware, if you dare to suggest that your trauma is just as important as anyone else’s, you might find yourself in a heated argument with your in-game partner. Who knew that Minecraft could be so drama-filled?

Join us now and experience the thrill of awkward conversations and passive-aggressive interactions like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have emotional baggage to unpack?

Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

assets, BLOCK, Cock, Protecting

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6508	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?