The Dark Mage’s Return to Enlistment Minecraft Servers

Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9250	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Towns Built:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1828	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

#5-6/10woman, #beautyisnteverything, #beautyisonlyskindeep, #beautywithin, #dontbefooled, #dontjudge, #dontjudgeabookbyitscover, #dontjudgeapersonsbyppearance, #excellentwife, #innerbeauty, #personalityoverlooks, #wifematerial, Appearances, Average, Janes, loveisblind, madness, Marriage, Minecraft, relationshipgoals, relationships, rule, truelove, wifeymaterial, Women, world

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2139
Buildings Constructed:	12	Dimension Hops:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Star Shards Collected:	106
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ores Mined:	3058	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Towns Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a sad sack in real life? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those depressing vibes. Our virtual world is filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical llama will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn that frown upside down and join us today!