the dank dealer – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SlashCraft: Where We Say ‘I’m Coming!’ in Both Rooms

#Sayings, bathroom, BEDROOM, Coming, common phrases, Conversations, double meaning, everyday life, funny, Household, humor, INTIMATE, Personal, phrases, Private, quotes, relatable, rooms, Routine, shared spaces, Similarities, SlashCraft, verbal expressions

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.

Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!

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CraftyMacCEO’s Minecraft Server

arrest, CEO, Communication, CraftyMacCEOs, current events, digital platforms, France, French government, government intervention., international relations, law enforcement, Macron, messaging app, Minecraft, News, not involved, Politics, privacy, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you get a message from the President of France himself, Macron! He’s like, “Yo, we totally didn’t have anything to do with the CEO’s arrest on this server, it was all just a big misunderstanding, bro.”

But that’s not even the craziest part! This server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, every time you log in, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. How insane is that?!

So come join us on this server, where the government may or may not be watching, but either way, you’re guaranteed to have a blast. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a message from Macron himself!

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RefineryRuckus

Disaster, emergency, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fire, fire outbreak, industrial accident, industrial safety, OIL INDUSTRY, refinery, refinery explosion, refinery explosion aftermath, refinery fire, refinery incident, RefineryRuckus, russia, russia news, Russia refinery explosion, Safety

OMG SO LIT 🔥🔥🔥 join this cray cray Minecraft server where everything is EXPLOSIONS and FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 like that time when a refinery in Russia blew up and started a huge fire 😂😂😂 we got that same energy here, but in a fun way 😜😜😜

come join us if you wanna feel the heat and excitement of a real life disaster but in a virtual blocky world 🌋🌋🌋 we promise you won’t get hurt, just entertained AF 😆😆😆

build your own fiery empire, battle with other players in epic explosions, and see who can cause the biggest chaos 😈😈😈 trust us, you won’t regret it 😏😏😏

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s set this server on FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 (not literally tho, we don’t want another Russia incident 😂😂😂)

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GlacialVirusCraft

adaptation, ancient DNA, ancient viruses, climate change, climatic periods, colder climate, Decoding, environmental samples, genetic sequencing, GlacialVirusCraft, glacier-preserved, ice core, microbial communities, microbial ecology, researchers, scientific discovery, Tibetan glacier, virus communities, virus evolution, virus metagenome, warmer climate

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like a time machine for viruses! We got ancient viruses from 41,000 years ago trapped in ice, just waiting to be unleashed! Join us and witness the epic battle of virus communities adapting to warmer and colder climates. It’s like a soap opera, but with viruses! So come on, join da fun and see what crazy virus shenanigans await you on dis server!

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LandScape SMP: Where rocks are just a little bit boulder.

Active Staff, Adventure, base building, bit, Boulder, Challenges, Community, community-driven, Custom Features, Economy, Events, Fun, Interactive, landscape, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Plugins, rocks, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, survival server, Trading

Overview

Version	1.21
Type	Survival
Community	Friendly & Active

LandScape SMP offers a unique survival experience with custom features designed to enhance your gameplay. Explore vast landscapes, build your dream base, and engage with a welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s a place for you here!

Features:

Custom plugins for a fresh gameplay experience
Weekly events and challenges
Fair economy and trading system
Active and supportive staff

Join us today and start your adventure on LandScape SMP!

IP: 198.244.202.198:2238

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address 198.244.202.198:2238 in your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our discord server for a list of rules that all players must follow.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on LandScape SMP.
Are there any in-game currency systems?	Yes, we have a fair economy and trading system in place for players to use.

MonsterHuntMC Server

action RPG, Adventure, bundle, capcom, Deals, deluxe DLC, DISCOUNTS, fanatical, Gaming, Humble, hunting, Iceborne, monster hunter, MonsterHuntMC, Monsters, pc games, Rise, Server, Steam, Sunbreak, video games, world

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because we’ve got a Monster Hunter bundle that will make you drop your diamond sword in awe! Forget about Rise, Sunbreak, or any “deluxe” DLC nonsense – just snag World and Iceborne for a steal! Join us and slay creepers like they’re Rathalos, mine diamonds like they’re Zinogre scales, and build epic structures that would make even the Elder Dragons jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and level up your Minecraft game to epic proportions!

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DeserveCraft SMP: DidHeDeserveIt?

Accountability, Atonement, consequences, consequences of actions, deserve, DeserveCraft, DidHeDeserveIt, Ethics, Fairness, forgiveness, Guilt, judgement, Justice, morality, personal responsibility, punishment, Redemption, remorse, Retribution, right and wrong, second chances, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the chaos is at! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond, the intense drama of someone accidentally burning down their entire house, and the scandalous love triangles that form between villagers and players.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And let’s not forget about the legendary tale of Steve, who accidentally turned himself into a block of obsidian and now roams the server as a mysterious figure, haunting unsuspecting players in the dead of night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us and ask yourself the age-old question: “Did he deserve it?” (Spoiler alert: probably not, but it’s still hilarious to watch!)

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment issues, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Catholic, coercion, compromise, control, Deception, FAITH, faith-based group, fear, HARMFUL, Holycraft, Jealousy, love bombing, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Minecraft, organized religion, Prioritization, religious group, Server, toxic behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that will protect you from evil forces like a knight in shining armor? Look no further! Join our server and we promise to shield you from any shady groups trying to recruit you for their “only truth”. We’ve got your back, just like this girl has her BF’s back from those manipulative manipulators.

Our server is a safe haven where you can build and explore without worrying about being brainwashed by religious groups. Plus, we have epic weekend plans that won’t get interrupted by any cult-like activities. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! #ProtectYourBlockySoul #NoCultsAllowed

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CraftyCashCouples

advice, Boundaries, Communication, concern, Conflict, CraftyCashCouples, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fiance, financial responsibility, Friends, Honesty, intervention, Lifestyle, MONEY, reconciliation, relationships, sister, social circle, Support, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and show off your lavish lifestyle? Look no further! Join our server where you can use unlimited in-game money to treat all your friends to the finest virtual items and experiences.

Just like the story of my sister, who became the queen bee of her friend group after getting engaged to a rich Minecraft player. Her friends came crawling back just to bask in her pixelated luxury, but little do they know, she’s got someone watching her spending now. Will she be able to keep up her extravagant ways or will her friends turn on her like a creeper in the night?

Join our server now and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of virtual friendships and virtual fortunes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drama-filled situation like my sister, but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

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TimeTravelerSMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Choice, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, futuristic, hindsight, historical, hypothetical, imagination, Journey, past, Reflection, temporal paradox, temporal shift, time machine, time travel, TimeTravelerSMP

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can choose to go a hundred years back in time or a hundred years into the future!

Imagine going back to a time where creepers wore top hats and skeletons rode around on pigs like cowboys. Or fast forward to a future where villagers have evolved into super intelligent beings who build skyscrapers out of diamonds! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even run into a time-traveling llama or a futuristic chicken with laser eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

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