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EscapeCraft: The Easiest Way Out!

Adventure, bureaucracy, citizenship, citizenship by investment, dream, dual citizenship, Easiest, easiest EU passport, Escape, escapecraft, european union, freedom, Get out, immigration, new beginning, opportunity, Paperwork, process, Relocation, residency, shithole, travel

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	1470	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a shithole country with no way out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the easiest EU passport you’ll ever get! Just join our server and start building your way to citizenship in no time. No need to deal with pesky immigration laws or paperwork, just craft your way to freedom! Join now and say goodbye to your shithole country for good!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the mobs have adorable relationships!

adorable, affectionate, Beautiful, Best Friend, Blessed, Crafty, creeper, cute, forever.., happily ever after, Happy, Kingdom, love, Marriage, mobs, partner, partner in crime, relationship, relationships, soulmate, Special, Spouse, SWEET, Wife, yangki

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and witness the cutest yangki wife you’ve ever seen! She’s got the most adorable pixelated face and her pixelated hugs are to die for. Plus, rumor has it she can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep”. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet this virtual beauty and maybe even steal her heart (in-game, of course). Join now for a chance to be part of this pixelated love story!

CraftyFart: Where the only thing scarier than creepers is your roommate’s midnight snack

bethesda, bethesda games, CraftyFart, CREEPERS, fallout 76, future development, future of gaming, game analysis, game development, game development rate, game endings, game industry, game release, game sequels, game series, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming predictions, gaming trends, midnight, roommates, scarier, series finale, snack, tv show, video games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	6691	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of waiting decades for the next game in your favorite series? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the next game in the series will be released in just 5 minutes! That’s right, we have a team of super speedy developers who can churn out games faster than you can say “Bethesda.” And not only that, but the series will never end because we have a magical TV show that will keep the story going for eternity. Join us now and experience the never-ending saga of blocky adventures!

CraftyMcCraftFace – Where even the numbers have a sense of humor! #464613884

Adventure, comedy, COSPLAY, CraftyMcCraftFace, culture, Dago, Escapade, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Foreign, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, Japan, josh, Larping, newfag, Numbers, peak, Roleplaying, sense, travel

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly! And don’t worry about griefers, because our admin team is made up of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect your creations with their icy breath.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Will you be brave enough to explore its gooey depths? Join us now and find out!

CowCraft: Where Normal Cattle Think They’re Players!

alcohol, Allowance, Attempt, cattle, CowCraft, Distracted, DYNASTY, emancipate, Entertained, Escape, fast food, Genuinely, jangling keys, mc burger, normal, normalcattle, parents, Pitiful, Players, progeny, slaves, spend, Theyre, think.., tobacco

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Items Found:	4888
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being a normal cattle in the Minecraft world? Do you want to escape the mundane life of pitiful allowances and jangling keys? Then join our server where you can be anything but normal!

On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!

Forget about fast food and tobacco, on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of adventure. So come join us and break free from the shackles of normalcy. Who needs a Mc Burger when you can have a Minecraft feast fit for a king? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!

controversy, CREEPERS, gossip, Infamous, judgement, Marriage, marrying, masturbator, public perception, relationships, Rumors, scandal, Serial, SerialCraft, social norms, societal expectations, speculation, stigma, tabloid, TEASED, Unconventional, unconventional relationships

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

KpopCraft: Where Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian Females Rule the Minecraft World!

appreciation, arab, asian, central, Central Asian, culture, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, Females, Global, Identity, influence, Kpop, KpopCraft, Latinx, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Music, Phenomenon, representation, rule, social media, Stereotypes, trend, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us and you’ll find a community of Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian females who are obsessed with Kpop for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is so lit that even Kpop stars can’t resist joining in on the fun!

We’ve got crazy events like virtual Kpop concerts where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. Plus, our server is so diverse that you’ll never run out of new friends to meet and adventures to go on.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Kpop sensation in the Minecraft world.

Pixel Peepers Playground: Where Kiara’s Tits Swing and Creepers Explode!

CREEPERS, explode, Kiaras, Peepers, PIXEL, Playground, SWING, tits

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	735
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We have more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween.

During her streams, our admin once accidentally turned a pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand. True story, bro. And don’t even get us started on the time our players built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘play ffxiv!’ is just a suggestion

Adventure, Battles, catgirls, Character customization, Crafty, Dungeons, Exploration, fantasy world, FFXIV, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, leveling up, Magic, McCraftface, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, Play, play ffxiv, Quests, role-playing game, suggestion, video games, virtual world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Votes:	7940	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CATGIRLS! That’s right, you can have your very own catgirl companion to help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you special powers like flying and invisibility. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Virgins Unite! Minecraft Server – Where even creepers get more action than you!

action, blocky, CREEPERS, double standards, incel, involuntary virgin, judgment, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, peer pressure, relationships, Respect, seduction, self esteem, self worth, Server, sex, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, unite, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2906
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of listening to advice from involuntary virgins? Want to join a Minecraft server where only the most seductive players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have successfully seduced countless mobs and villagers. Join us and learn the ways of the seduction master! Who needs diamonds when you can have charm? Holy kek, this server is where the real players are at!