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TardyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Explanation, friendship, GPA, Help, Late, mad, Math, Minecraft, mutual friends, PUSHY, Rushing, scholarship, scholarship kid, Server, Struggling, TardyCraft, Tutor, work, Worried, Yelling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magic Items Found:	8026	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of dealing with drama at your private school? Do you need a break from all the academic stress and social pressures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more worrying about scholarships, bullies, or annoying classmates. Instead, dive into a world of endless possibilities and endless fun.

On our server, you can team up with other players to build epic structures, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome monsters. And who knows, you might even make some unexpected friendships along the way – just like the unlikely duo of (15M) and Allen!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing together!

GFunk’s Stank Tank

awkward conversations, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, GFunks, hygiene problem, Immigrant, intimate body odor, oral sex, personal hygiene, relationship issues, repressed culture, Respect, sensitivity, sexual health, stank, TANK, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Towns Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7849	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crops Grown:	4463	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

HairyManMC SMP

attraction, body hair, Grooming, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy body, hairy chest, hairy chest hair, hairy legs, hairy men, hairy men’s appearance, hairy men’s confidence, hairy men’s dating, hairy men’s fashion, hairy men’s grooming, hairy men’s hygiene, hairy men’s self-esteem, hairy men’s style, hairy stomach, HairyManMC, Masculinity, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	87
Potions Brewed:	95	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG so like, on this Minecraft server, we have the hairiest men you’ve ever seen! Like, they’re practically walking carpets, but in a totally sexy way. And get this, they all have magical powers that can turn dirt into diamonds and make creepers explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a hairy wizard party up in here! So if you’re into hairy men and epic Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server ASAP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where the hairy men bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam. Join now or forever miss out on the hairy magic!

StealMyLunchCraft

Boundaries, break room, coworker conflict, Etiquette, food ownership, food security, food sharing, food theft, Hunger, lunchroom, lunchtime, office, office culture, personal responsibility, SNACKS, social norms, stealing, StealMyLunchCraft, temptation, work, workplace behavior

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of working with food thieves who steal your lunch from the office fridge? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those sneaky snack stealers! Join us and build your own virtual fridge where no one can touch your precious snacks. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground cafeteria where you can feast on unlimited virtual food without anyone stealing a bite. So come join us and say goodbye to lunchtime theft forever!

Secret Kidz Craft Fun

Accounts, children, Craft, digital age, digital footprint, digital platforms, Fun, hidden accounts, internet usage, Kidz, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, parents, Platforms, secret, secret accounts, social media, social media platforms, social-networking, tiktok, underage accounts, underage social media, underage users

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like TikTok for gamers, but wit way more creepers and zombies! We got kids sneakin’ on wit like 3.38 accounts, tryna hide from their parents like they hidin’ their secret stash of diamonds. And get dis, 6.3% of our players got secret accounts too, so u know it’s gonna be wild up in here! Join now and let’s get blocky together, fam!

Lumber Jacks 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Anime, Asa Cutasa, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, demon hunter, Denji, Devil, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Horror, JACKS, Lumber, Makima, Makima’s control, Manga, mappa, Pochita, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while battling fierce mobs that are actually secret agents from another dimension.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question whether you’re actually living in the Matrix.

So why wait? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Just remember to bring your tin foil hat, because things are about to get weird.

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, building, carpark, Dinner, Dispute, Evidence, Faded, Friends, handicap space, handicraft, Marking, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, night, Parking, reserved parking, Restaurant, Server, Signage, Support, unmarked

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SoloCraft: ByeHubbyBye

anxiety, Boundaries, ByeHubbyBye, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, Decision making, family, finances, Friends, INDEPENDENCE, long-term relationships, Marriage, passive aggressive, personal growth, relationships, self-care, solo travel, SoloCraft, travel, vacation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Votes:	7591	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of dealing with a drama llama when it comes to traveling with your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual adventures without the stress of real-life travel drama.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and even fly without any anxiety whatsoever! No need to worry about passive-aggressive comments or last-minute cancellations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our server is so affordable that even someone terrible with money can afford it! With no debt to accumulate and no need for spending money, you can focus on enjoying the virtual world without any financial stress.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your travel troubles behind. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate adventure right at your fingertips?

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	9015
Buildings Constructed:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are creepers blowing up your dreams of building the ultimate castle? Are skeletons shooting down your aspirations of becoming a Minecraft master? Fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your diamond pickaxe becomes a magic wand that grants you unlimited resources and power. Say goodbye to boring old survival mode and hello to a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Don’t let anything stop you from being successful on our server – except maybe the occasional accidental lava bath. Join now and start your epic journey to greatness!

MeloniCraft: No Greenland for Trump!

Alliance, BELIEF, cooperation, Diplomacy, force, Government, Greenland, international relations, italy, leadership, Meloni, MeloniCraft, messages, Négotiation, panama canal, Peacekeeping, Politics, strategy, trump, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so liek, come join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got all da best stuff, like seriously, we got more diamonds than Italy has pasta! and if u join, u can be part of our secret mission to stop Trump from takin over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of creepers and zombies. we gotta build a giant wall around Ukraine to protect it from his evil plans, but don’t worry, we got plenty of TNT to blow up any bad guys that come our way. so grab ur pickaxe and come join us on this wild adventure, cuz together we can save the world, one block at a time!